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TLDR: The insurance company has a new policy, set to take effect in February 2025, where they decide how much anesthesia is needed for surgeries. They won’t pay for any anesthesia over that, with exemptions for maternity and pediatric cases and for Connecticut providers.

The article also notes the insurance company reported a $2.3 billion net income increase in June 2024.

Edit to update: Anthem now says they won’t put this policy into effect

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Noticed the Connecticut exemption, must be a law there. I'll take "laws you wouldn't think could be necessary" for $400, Alex. Guess we better get California working on that as well.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago

Deny, Defend, Depose

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So they can hurt millions of people all just a little bit more but somehow they are the good guys worth protecting?

Yeah, we'd be right to start carving names into bullets too. And yet people in charge can't figure out why protecting these people and their money means the mass populace hates them.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'd say any surgery without anesthesia is hurting more than a little bit. What are we, Gaza?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The doctor took too long, and now your coverage is gone. That’s what happened. Bakow!

[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

So it's time to murder another ceo?

[–] [email protected] 114 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Self defense is not murder

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

Rejecting torture.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure would be a shame if another targeted assassination was carried out... I might even cry a little (don't look too closely, I'm not laughing, I'm crying).

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Interesting timing for this given the United healthcare CEO assassination yesterday

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

From January 2011 to November 2014, she served as the chief executive officer of UnitedHealthcare

Small world, when you move in those circles. Imagine how these people convince themselves they're doing something good and admirable.

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[–] [email protected] 165 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Biden could pardon the assassin...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

How would Biden pardon him? Is there a federal crime here?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Doubtful. It’s probably a state crime.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Symbolic, doesn't matter really.

It's about sending a message

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

He would have to be known. I would rather the guy stay anon so his life isn't ruined. He can live the rest of his life without the fear of corpo vengeance. Also he probably would never be able to be insured again lol. Either that or he's terminal and his care was denied so he had nothing to lose.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

Pardons don't have to be specific, they've been used to pardon whole groups of people before (although it's properly called an amnesty, in that case) https://www.justsecurity.org/73851/the-constitutionality-of-non-specific-pardons/

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago

I got diagnosed with stage 3 cancer in 2022 (cured now). I can totally see how someone could go full The Punisher on healthcare execs if their life-saving treatment was denied. The problem isn't facing your own mortality, that doesn't take long to process. What is an impossible pill to swallow is the thought of leaving your loved ones drowned in an avalanche of medical debt and possible financial ruin. Fuck that.

Deny
Depose
Defend

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone should start a petition

[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 weeks ago

https://www.change.org/

Was thinking about it. Even if it's not taken seriously and even if it never gets Joe Biden signature, this would be a real good way to send a message to the nation. Just how many people the absolute number of people who are angry to the point of letting people kill CEO's Because of injustice and inequality.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"One of the reasons that she has remained so active in this particular field is because she has seen what it does to people when they can’t get insurance to cover the healthcare they need,” Money Inc. wrote.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

...and she liked it.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

“One of the reasons that she has remained so active in this particular field is because she has seen what it does to people when they can’t get insurance to cover the healthcare they need."

Sadists.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

“One of the reasons that she has remained so active in this particular field is because she has seen what it does to people when they can’t get ~~insurance to cover~~ the healthcare they need."

FTFY. It makes the people desperate enough to buy her product.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 weeks ago

Well I certainly hope we don't need to see someone step in to explain to the company how wrong this is.

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