Literally. Bring a Harbor Freight five gallon bucket and keep it next to your seat. Bring it up to the podium when you're speaking. Use it on the House Floor.
Also, require the House Sergeant at Arms and their staff to demand to see the genitalia of anyone who wants to use any gender-specific House restroom. No scofflaws, 100% enforcement.
Kind of like when someone gets passed over for a job as a Sandwich Artist, and their mom comes into the store at lunchtime and says "HIRE MY KID OR I'M BLOWING THIS PLACE UP!"
Wouldn't the creature hatched from this mutated egg only really become a "chicken" by successfully reproducing, and passing its "chickenness" to a new generation of creatures? Beyond that, wouldn't there need to be enough successful generations of "chicken" reproduction in order to cement "chickens" into the biosphere, for long enough that humans evolve and identify them as "chickens"?
Only after that could you look into the past and say that egg was the first "chicken egg." At the time the egg was laid, and I would argue when the egg mutated, and then also at any time before "chickenness" was defined, there would be no way to correctly assert that a specific egg was "chickeny".
So ... "chickenness" must have come into existence first, and only then could it be possible to look back in time and identify the first egg that qualifies as a "chicken."
As with anything else, MTG: Source?
Until then you're just bluff and bluster for attention.
A lot of people have cars, there's still hope.
I'm not saying he wasn't without his problems, but Theodor Geisel was anti-fascist. I think that rules him out as a possible Trump appointment.
Wait wait -
Trump thinks it’s “I was credibly accused of sexual assault! #MeToo”
Why are you here then?
But did the mutation occur before or after the egg was laid?
If it happened after the egg was laid, then when the egg was laid, it was not a chicken egg, only transforming into a chicken egg at the moment the mutation occurred.
... but not to get creative about something spelled out plainly in the Constitution.
And yet, presidents now have extremely wide criminal immunity.
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