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This thread is where all the takes from idiots (looking at you Armchair Warlord) and screenshots of twitter posts/youtube thumbnails go.

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Operation NCD SITREP #1 - 25 Nov 2023


CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY


I. SITUATION UPDATE

  1. Disciplinary Actions:

    • Recent engagements have seen a few bad actors neutralized. Our mod team, equipped with state-of-the-art Genital Vaporizing Lasers (GVLs), has effectively deterred rule-breakers, ensuring a safe and respectful community atmosphere.
  2. Community Morale:

    • Despite the occasional need for GVL deployment, the overall spirit remains sky-high. Comrades have been exemplary in their conduct, with an impressive array of top-tier shitposts lighting up the community. It's a privilege to moderate such an outstanding battalion of enthusiasts.

II. OPERATIONS BRIEF

  1. New Communications Channel:

    • Matrix Channel Deployment: We've established a new base of operations on Matrix #ncdchat:tchncs.de. Your presence is requested.
  2. Recruitment and Growth:

    • The ranks of Operation NCD continue to swell. A warm salute to our new members! Your enthusiasm fortifies our collective strength.
  3. Engagement Levels:

    • Community engagement is high. Reports indicate robust activity across all sectors. This is a clear sign of a healthy and thriving unit.

III. INTELLIGENCE REPORT

  • No updates in this section for this report.

IV. LOGISTICS

  • Community Branding:
    • Our banner link is unfortunately pretty old and outdated as it still refers to the subreddit. The generous and talented @[email protected] from over at [email protected] offered to make us a new one. Take a look. What do you think, should we make the switch?

VI. COMMUNICATION CHECK

  • "I'm doing my part!" Are you? Let's hear your feedback and suggestions.

VII. SIGN-OFF

  • Remember, "Service guarantees citizenship." Thank you for being a vital part of Operation NCD. Keep up the great work, troopers!

End of Report. Dismissed! Stay alert, stay alive.


CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY


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Cant cross post but put original in wrong community

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Here's some helpful schematics for a thermometer gnome.

thermonuclear gnome

Video

https://youtu.be/YPW_HeOHA1E

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