Mouselemming

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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago

๐ŸŽต Well I be done seen 'bout everything, When I see an elephant fly...๐ŸŽถ

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

All hail hypnotoad!

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Well, you could subtract the 1.2 million who died of Covid. And also those whose voter registrations were peremptorily cancelled.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Soooo... With 2 already-wealthy men getting paid for doing the one job, outside of the official government, it's actually the Department of Not-Really Government Redundancies and Grift, isn't it?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

And since the only good reason to make the error would be to invite another pedant into the conversation, I'm finding this whole little sidethread very satisfactory.

[โ€“] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Learning where his house is would take no effort as he's been so thoroughly doxxed even I saw his address and I'm basically that meme of the old lady peering at the screen through my granny-glasses.

A perfect alpha male, frightened to death at a woman saying "Hello" while he's still in the safety of his house. Compare that to the women who ovary up and keep going while they're being catcalled, or make the potentially life-threatening decision to say either yes or no to a strange man in a bar.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Or, first ask for directions, go down and stay down, keep listening and doing exactly what she says, until she gets there first. THEN bring your dick to the party. For many of us the second and successive orgasms are much quicker and easier to achieve, even from penetrative sex.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I think the only way he wouldn't is if everyone saw him shoot Trump. Otherwise it's automatic

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

It's also been shown to hallucinate whole parts of the doctor/nurse discussion and instructions

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Oh, like a more sophisticated version of the old "put your phone in the microwave"joke!

Thank you, kind person.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

True anytime, but especially in this season when they may be especially gloating and trying to goad you. A year or two from now, when they're starting to feel the repercussions of the Reich Wing's policies, might be a better time to see them again.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The only logical reason to put a pie in an open window is for it to be humorously stolen

 

It's not a crazier idea than most of Kennedy's. Someone should do a study. Or make one up, nobody checks anymore.

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