tiefling

THC, caffeine, and more caffeine

I love that the election is decided by 3 states containing less than 10% of the population

Pennsylvania: 13M
Wisconsin: 6M
Michigan: 10M
Total US: 333M
29/333 = 8.7%

Because literally every store already turns into a Christmas megastore starting in September. We really don't need more.

Also, Christmas tree farms and year round Christmas stores exist

NYC weather is exactly like this but throw in 2 days of heavy rain and a random sleet storm before it goes back to 100

No. No we don't.

These are the same people who believe getting a raise means you end up with less due to taxes

Mind you, there is a hell pit where you make too much to qualify for assistance but not enough to afford existing, but that's not what I'm talking about.

I doubt Trump knows the difference

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The election interference was coming from inside the house!

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As someone who did actually go through the procedure, there is SO MUCH red tape you have to jump through regarding insurance, doctors, and so on that if they WERE offering them, adults would be posing as school children to get them.

I needed insurance approval, two letters from two therapists, a psychologist evaluation, a letter from my endocrinologist, proof of care, and a bunch of other paperwork I don't care to remember. It took about a year to get approval.

Guess he'll just have to carry the consequences of his actions to term