Programmer Humor

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I am a software developer at PornHub (pixelfed.de)

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Account Required, 2FA, Contract Signed In Blood... to see a PDF. (lemmy.sdf.org)

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(Alt: The Drake meme. Upper panel shows him hiding his face from "Securing Customer Data". Lower panel shows him smirking at "Securing Public API Documentation")

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I swear I check them often enough! (programming.dev)

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Text: My browser when I open the 42nd tab and beyond

A 2 panel image of Michael Jordan: Stop it. Get some help.

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Author left the job (sh.itjust.works)

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Genie dislikes cloud (sh.itjust.works)

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Before or After (sh.itjust.works)

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Other data structures exists? (sh.itjust.works)

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When your product is so bad even the documentation gets depression (sopuli.xyz)

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Contact Overview: Launch contact factsheet of contact Peter Shaw (ID 7, UUID 0000000000011DDFBA8490EA2E421CE3😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/BusinessPart...

Material: Launch material factsheet of material P100101 - Heater (22.8 KW) (ID P100101, UUID 0000000000011DEFBAEA3D295D4F87A6😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...

Service Overview: Launch service factsheet of service product 300002 - Engineer (ID 300002, UUID 0000000000011ED083A11BE19763A75F😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...

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Quantum Lock suspends sales due to developers losing access to source code (store.steampowered.com)

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QL was our first game and although it was a big milestone for us, it was created at a time before we understood version control software. We do not have access to the source code anymore and cannot make any fixes or changes to the game. Because of this, we have decided to disable the ability for anyone to buy copies of the game. Thank you for your time and feel free to reach out to us.

The trailer looks like an awesome vaporwave freeze tag indie game.

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pulls up custom glittery myspace page from 2006 (feddit.org)

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Just a dad helping out (lemmy.world)

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Be careful opening suspicious links in your mailbox (lemmy.ml)

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rm -rf / (programming.dev)

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HTML with Excel (lemmy.world)

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My sister started a new position that involves HTML. She tried to explain an issue to me, but I'm not a web guy. I told her to send it to me on Monday and she sent this...