Programmer Humor

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22159699

I learned about IBM’s Granite LLM[0] when a toot[1] had a mention of it. I came across the toot while reading a comment[2] here on Lemmy.

[0] https://www.ibm.com/granite

[1] https://social.wildeboer.net/@jwildeboer/113487613965056474

[2] https://lemmy.world/comment/13510227

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Probably should've just asked Wolfram Alpha

Source: https://musicians.today/@barnetboy/113475747574177779

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Until he actually had to use it.

Took 2 hours of reading through examples just to deploy the site.
Turns out, it is hard to do even just the bash stuff when you can't see the container.

someone once told me to follow the assembly instructions, so i grabbed a paper with "EBX" written on it and wrote 16 on it. when he asked me what i was doing, i replied: "you told me to follow assembly instructions and 'mov 16,EBX' is an assembly instruction"

i dont think mov was in the ikea manual tho

Me 2023: It will take only a few weeks, right? RIGHT?

A year later: I re-wrote the entire damm plugin. Have a good day.