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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Unix or dos format?

Anyway, you probably need to put a backslash before it to indicate line continuation.

But wouldn't it be better to use something more traditional, such as ?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

I want the char 8 that makes a beep.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 hour ago (4 children)

I have an apostrophe and it's super annoying as some companies see it as a SQL injection hack and sanitize it.

So I've received ID with Mc%20dole or they add a space in it. Or I'll get a work email with an apostrophe but I cant use it anywhere because sites have it disabled. And I've missed my flight because I changed my ticket once to add the apostrophe and the system just broke at the gate.

Worse yet many flight companies have "you will not be able to board if your ID doesn't exactly reflect your details" but their form doesn't allow it. Even most forms for card payments don't allow it even though it's the name on my card.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 minutes ago

you will not be able to board if your ID doesn't exactly reflect your details"

So they care about an apostrophe though? I can see any punctuation being a problem.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 hour ago

%20 is encoded space if I remember right, so even then they were already incorrect

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

What about an open bracket? (

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 33 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

There are a frightening number of systems that don't allow "-", which isn't even an edge case. A lot of people - mostly women - hyphenate their last names on marriage, rather than throw their old name away. My wife did. She legally changed her name when she came of age, and when we met and married years later she said, "I paid for money for my name; I'm not letting it go." (Note: I wasn't pressuring her to take my name.) So she hyphenated it, and has come to regret the decision. She says she should have switched, or not, but the hyphen causes problems everywhere. It's not a legal character in a lot of systems, including some government systems.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 39 minutes ago (1 children)

It boggles my mind how so many websites and platforms incorrectly say my e-mail address is 'invalid' because it has an apostrophe in it.

No. It is NOT invalid. I have been receiving e-mails for years. You just have a shitty developer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 minutes ago

Ugh and that happens a lot if your email domain has an even slightly unusual TLD too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I have come across a shockingly large amount of people who not only have a hyphenated last name but also have a hypenated first name! Dealing with every new computer system is like a new adventure

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

And you'd think a simple solution is just leave out the hyphen when you put you name in, but that can also lead to problems when the system is looking for a 100% perfect match.

And good luck if they need to scan the barcode on your ID.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Then the first part is interpreted (in the US, anyway) as a middle name, not as part of the last name. I did run into a recently married woman who did that: dropped her middle name, moved her last to the middle, and used her spouse's last name.

More commonly, places that don't take hyphens tend to just run the two names together: Axel-Smith becomes AxelSmith.

Programmers can be really dumb.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Am I allowed to include sql command words such as drop table in my child's name?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 38 minutes ago

Simmer down, Bobby

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 hours ago

Always sanitize your Data inputs.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

asking questions like this is how i found out that one of the allowed characters in names in my country is ÿ, which is fine in Latin-1 but in 7-bit ASCII is DEL.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 38 minutes ago

This sounds like it would create a whole list of fun and irritating edge conditions for some poor bugger to debug. Love it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago

that's amazing! Aren't codecs fun

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

NaN,
Not a Number, and now Not a Name

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

NaN: „Hey Nanna, can you call the nanny?“

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Just noticed that the listing for ; DROP TABLE "COMPANIES"; -- LTD has been redacted by the government website‽

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I'd rather include a bell character '\a'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Bing Crosby

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 hours ago

And that's why you're not safe for work.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 hours ago

This sounds like the start of another sovcit "loophole"

[–] [email protected] 118 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"We call her Carrie, because of the carriage return."

You can also try to give the child NULL as middle name for additional fun.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

they should have just used rust smh

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I just realized that the shitty software on the other side of the divide is casting null to ”null", which absolutely explains that issue. What a cluster

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

shudders in NodeJS

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, this is his daughter

[–] [email protected] 78 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That's easy, just call it Jhon\nDoe

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

John\0Doe will fuck with all C (and C based derivatives) software that touches it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

With an address in 's-Hertogenbosch to help people who are lazy about escaping.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 hours ago

Nah, it will end up simply as "John" in the database. You need "John%sDoe" to crash C software with unsafe printf() calls, and even then it's better to use several "%s"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

C and C derivatives will be fine unless they're fucking up encoding.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

Which rarely, if ever, happens. Especially with US software.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

What's the answer? I need the link

Edit: I found it