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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

"ethics aside" truly a starter for a qa

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

John

Doe, related to Derrick Nippl-e perhaps? (Fry and Laurie)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Apparently no-one did it yet, so I'll name my child +++ATH0

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ask Robert'); DROP TABLE Students; 's mum how it went.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Ah, little Bobby Tables we call him

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Anyone remember when Chrome had that issue with validating nested URL-encoded characters? Anyone for John%%80%80 Doe?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Frontend devs hates this guy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Still better than Jennifer Null I guess

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

It's time to log off and get a vasectomy

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's impossible to represent that on paper. It could be misrepresented as a specific number of spaces. Depending on the position on the paper, it may also be hard to tell if the carriage return comes with the line feed. Unless you want the document to be in ASCII or EBCDIC hex, it's like writing an ambiguous math problem where the answer is different depending on how you were taught about the order of operations. Don't do this to your kid, Abcde.

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