Bill Gates has always looked like an old woman on her way to bingo.
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
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I’m a camera operator for sporting events. I noticed they had one of these at a rink I shoot at in a small town and chuckled.
Now that they’ve realized it sucks I wish they’d take it down so it would be nice for it to stop getting in my shots.
If only you could train a human to operate a camera and follow the ball.
I love the future
the future is just so bright! (boom de yadda etc etc)
Instead we use a worldwide network of interconnected computers and systems to micromanage everyone's lives and convince them all that billionaires are good for the economy, infinite money is possible, immigrants are bad, global warming is not real, perpetual war is normal, no one landed on the moon, the earth is flat and nazis are OK.
You forgot birds aren't real.
In the future, computers will do all our art and entertainment for us so we can concentrate on making rich people more money. Yay!
shomeone shouldve told bill gates in the 80s that in the future computers would be a bunch of idiots
We better should've stayed at 640kB.
I really do feel like if computers had stalled, speedwise, around the late 90s or early 2000s, that we'd be doing much, much better as a planet.
We better should’ve stayed at 640kB.
When every byte mattered. Hell, when every bit mattered even!
I love how that video has aged even better by the fact the guy's using Windows 8
as someone who used dos and whose dad used win8, i can confirm xd