Ask Lemmy

Quit my jobs.

Give my money to loved ones.

Max out my credit cards.

All the drugs. all

Finish stalker 2

Play space engineers and valheim with what time i have left.

Didn't something almost identical get asked a few days ago?

I'll get myself a wikipedia page 😉

Spend time with my dog. Call mum daily. Party with friends, all on me.

let's just say there's about to be another luigi on the news

A bunch of drugs and go on a murdering spree

Nutmeg is psychoactive beyond normal serving sizes. It is a deliriant. Note that it is also toxic at these levels. Question; Does delirium sound enjoyable? If you're in your right mind, the answer should be "absolutely not".

With that being said, I'd like to see hell before I'm actually there. May as well. I'd do it just before death, so the wretchedness ends early.

That's after trying every drug that'd otherwise be too risky for the long run.

Definitely convince my buddy with the second key that it's go time. 1:56, for you folks who this is new to.

Luigi

• Set up my will.
• Dispose of the accumulated cruft.
• Get the house ready to sell.
• Document all my accounts.
• Move money as appropriate.
• Provide for preservation/distribution of my genealogy research.
• Work to prepare my friends and family for life without me.

Get into the plumbing business

Prove him wrong and drive my motorcycle into a highway median at top speed 5 minutes later. I’ll be god dammed if I’m gonna let some doctor think he got the better of me.

Play games, watch movies, spend time with family and split whatever money I got left with them.

"Can we speed that up a bit?"

Tropical vacation with sex, drugs, and pizza

Probably nothing because I would waste the time thinking about what I should do.

Withdraw all of my investment money, hop on a cruise ship, and live in the lap of luxury til I'm ready to die.

Then I jump off the ship.

I’d find out what heroin feels like in the final few days. It’d be just my luck that I’d have trouble finding anything of good quality, so I’d either not get the full desired experience or I’d OD on fentanyl.

Spend at least 28 of them trying to decide what to do. Then ultimately panic because I couldn't come up with anything for the last three days.

Get a second opinion

I'd ask my boss for a day off.

Probably spend a lot of time with my friends. Try weed. Drink a bunch. Also just like right before I'm about to die, strip naked and start furiously masturbating, making sure to drop dead in the city center on some square where I'll be very visible :)

Easy ... have a big fat funeral for myself, hand off everything I own to the people I had willed everything to. Tell them thanks. Say goodbye to everyone and leave myself about $1,000. Go off to my parents hunt camp and traditional lands and live out there by myself until the 31 days are over.

I've travelled the world, saw many things, did many things, had a great time but now I'm old and sore all the time and I can't run around as fast or as much any more. I just like sitting, relaxing and enjoying some peace and quiet.

If someone told me I had a month, I want to just spend those last 30 days as quietly as possible looking at trees, water and being around absolutely no one.

Find another doctor because that one obviously has mental health issues.

spend time doing what I like to do and enjoying the company of the people I love. play games, play magic, listen to music getting high... nights in the pool, just watching the moon reflection on the water...

Feel hopeful.

See how quickly I can drop that number to zero.

Family. That's all. Use the remainder of my money to help fulfill some bucket list items for my parents, wife, siblings, and my kids. Try to write as much as I can and record as much as I can for my kids. Impart any wisdom I possibly can.

Travel - not so extravagant to put my family in debt after I pass but I've got a decent retirement fund and I have no qualms about spending a portion of it if I'm not going to need it to support me in the long term.

I'd probably fly into someplace random in Europe and just soak up different towns by train heading wherever the fuck my ADHD brain tells me to go next. It'd be wonderful.

Also, sex it up like I'm not going to be alive in 32 days.

Edit: Oh, I'd probably make sure to get a second opinion first.

"That long?"

Wouldn't be too bad all things considered, all signs point to Silksong releasing on the 14th, so I’ll have a couple weeks to play it

Literally nothing different.

drugs

Probably play some Shotgun Mario and Luigi..