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I'm in a 'red' state. Wanna try again?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

Birds don't exist.

Birds don't make milk..

[-] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

I guess you missed my point as well.

My question was which states even ask political association in the first place?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

You mean people have to register under a particular political party? I'm a registered voter, and there's no field for which party I'd be in support of.

I just looked at my registration card, sounds like a load of horse shit to me.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 19 hours ago

Hi, is this available in rectal version?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Mommy, Reddit is leaking vagina juices again, I'm scared..

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Instructions unclear

fries bacon dirt...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Who snorts coke anymore? We snort asbestos laced dried sloth feces these days.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Ride a bike. Touch grass. You'll meet someone eventually...

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

I thought he flushed all those papers..

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

If you don't hear from me within a month, then I'll just find a Walmart..

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Still don't know to be honest. Might be a legit real glitch in the matrix. 🤷‍♂️

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Flying Elephants... (lemmy.world)
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Did they determine this by comparing what DNA fragments they've managed to recover, or by physical skeletal structure similarities, or what?

I'm no expert in the field, but I just don't see it.

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Is this a bird? (lemmy.world)
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It's kind of disappointing how people tend to use the upvote/downvote buttons. Sure, if it's an opinion you don't like, then downvote it to hell.

But if OP is posting a link to a legit article. That's not an opinion, that's facts. Downvoting facts makes them less likely to be seen by others.

Use those buttons wisely. I don't like it any more than many others, but I'm gonna tap that upvote in hopes it might help more people see the news!

Downvote me if you want, IDGAF.

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Is this a mosquito? (lemmy.world)
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I've never seen a green mosquito before...

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Well if the opposite of progress is congress, then what's the opposite of prostate?

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Fuck You

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We here at Boeing Airlines have realized our continued recent issues and failures, and for that we sincerely apologize to any and all affected passengers and crew members.

We have decided that from this point on, we will now be changing our brand name to Boing as we upgrade all of our airplanes with spring technology. That way if any of our planes fall out of the sky, they'll go boing boing boing...

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