some_guy

“I do the weave. You know what the weave is? I’ll talk about, like, nine different things that they all come back brilliantly together. And it’s like friends of mine that are like English professors, they say: ‘It’s the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen,’” he told a bemused audience.

This is what Kevin Smith did in his university Q&As fifteen years ago. He would tell an amazing and hilarious story that would loop back around ten minutes later to land on the originating topic in a brilliant manner. Trump, not so much.

But when you talk about those numbers compared to the kind of numbers that I’m talking about by taxing foreign nations at levels that they’re not used to, but they’ll get used to it very quickly. And it’s not going to stop them from doing business with us, but they’ll have a very substantial tax when they send product into our country.

He still thinks tariffs are paid by other countries as opposed to American citizens. Completely unfit to govern.

I've seen people comment on a tech-heavy web forum about their smart TVs connecting to wifi against their wishes. I'm talking about software developers and hardware engineers who say this.

Times a thousand. I'm older and have beat the shit out of my body with drugs (ended early 20s) and alcohol (still) and don't get enough exercise and I wake up feeling reasonably good. What has been described here is outside of normal aging. Good luck!

Also, give up on that doctor. Reminds me of one that assumed I had a hemorrhoid without checking it and I actually had an abscess of infection. Emergency room doc told me that had I waited any longer for a second opinion I'd have had to get checked in to deal with it. Your current doctor is dangerously unqualified.

Quick, print them all out now before they're gone!

Why did you remind the teacher we were supposed to have a quiz?

"We prefer the guy who likes everything to be pictures."

They're not going to let us have peace and quiet after the election. That's when the real shit begins.

I remember this asshole. An antifa conf call where people spoke openly about their plans to rig the election. Ha fucking right. They can say anything with credulity because their side wants confirmation without proof. If I was completely without morals and ethics, I'd be one of those rightwing shills getting bankrolled by Russia saying the craziest shit I could come up with, too. Instead, I have a real job.

The judge said there was "no imminent threat of violence" from the man when the dog was released on him but said he was struck by the officer's "integrity" and "pride" in serving his community.

Bullshit. Any cop who thinks they're serving their community is delusional. More likely, this is the costume this officer put on for the judge.

When all you have is culture war for policy, there’s no time for anything else.

I’d love it if he got so raged out that he had a stroke on live tv.