Lol she seems to think Donny will pay up
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2024
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She’s never going to see a penny of it, sadly.
She should buy the pee tapes from putin
Exercise equipment? Windmills? A safe for documents?
Buy out all the McDonald's near Mar-a-Lago and force them to close.
Also lobby the EPA to force the use of more energy efficient light bulbs, cars, and more water-efficient toilets.
Create a fund that helps people replace their gas stoves with electric ones.
Trump would lose his shit and spout incomprehensible nonsense until the day he dies! Oh wait, he's already in that state...
The Constitution
Large gloves
Good taste? Exercise? Reading? Empathy? The list is so so long.
Vegetables?
Give the money to ukraine.
Donate some of it to Biden, his money funding Biden would give him an aneurysm.
Use the rest to fund the cases of his other victims that can't afford to go up against Trump.
Donate money to the rich ruling class!
Err fuck no?
Donate money to a charity that helps people like immigrants or LGBT community.
Contact the lawyers of the Jane Doe who claims Trump and Epstein raped her at the age of 13. She dropped the case due to death threats. Maybe she could be convinced to go forward with it now if Carroll pays for legal costs and heavy 24/7 security for her. Trump would really hate that.
This is the best suggestion since it's what Carroll stands for and it would give others the confidence to confront their abusers.
Hey Jean, word on the streets is that he absolutely detests the fact that I don't own a 2005-06 Ford GT.
Shut up Meg
Buy a couple Republican senators and representatives. Turn them blue.
You mean from asphyxiation, right?
Run constant ads on Fox “News” calling him a rapist - at least that will be more truthful than the way he treated Central Park 5.
Don't they review their advertisers? No way they'd let that through for any money.
more truthful
you mean true
So Biden just got a sizable donation to his campaign?
So not Ivanka('s body) or his own ego. She left herself a lot of room there.
“I do have an idea. I’d like to give the money to something Donald Trump hates,” she continued.
Eric?
EDIT: I want you all to know that I beat Colbert in telling this joke.
Got em!!
Or any of his children not named Ivanka, really.
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Buy a giant billboard showing trump without all his make up, with his gut hanging out
Every billboard in every red district in the country.
But really, funding other victims’ security and legal costs would be the best for everyone.
see also: The Emperor Has No Balls NSFW or maybe NSFL
The New York statue, in Union Square, was removed early that afternoon; the New York City Parks Department made a statement that it "stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small".
I can't
That's a lot of options left open.