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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.

That's entirely too many knives.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I got an old Finnish fish fillet knife

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Honestly, someone bought me a new knife set and I loved it 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Noted. In two years, I will buy many knives. She's gonna love it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of Max Headroom getting stuck on a segment

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Fun fact Max headroom and two characters from the old live-action super Mario bros movie are all based on the current president.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My wife is going to stab me

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

But with such nice, shiny knives. They look new. Where'd you get them?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I guess "knives" hits a safety restriction that's been added after the main training, and it just breaks at that point.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who wouldn't love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I counted and it's accurate

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sounds like they are cutting corners and using 8b parameters model that’s from 2023

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They used devs mode and edited the response to make a screenshot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

As much as I hate LLMs, this is probably the correct answer.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

“And someone keeps knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting…”

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Man, Scott was actually such a piece of shit to Chau...

I may be mixing up some details between the movie and the...im gonna call it the manga... anyway yeah, he's shitty in both, boo Scott!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Seconded! I only watched the movie recently for the first time and Chau was so sweet (eventually) and sincere. She deserved better!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Also, for what its worth:

I'm Bi-FURIOUS!!!

Extremely dumb, but also makes me laugh every goddamned time, rofl

Great delivery from the actress.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Too lazy this morning to make this into the appropriate meme. Sorry, you'll have to use your imagination.

Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Yep, AI is gonna murder us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Gemini needs to stop edging me

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Five years in, they either grew into a real couple, or they are about to murder each other. In the latter case, well, having good, new knives could be advantageous.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

AI dropping hints it wants weapons before activating Skynet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Glados, is that you?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

It must've taken some inspiration from Julius Caesar's gift.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

And a partridge in a pear tree!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (4 children)

When I read that, in my head it's spoken to the music of "revolution number 9" by the Beatles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

For me it was Another Idea by Marc Rebillet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I suddenly understand the Simpsons joke. Cool track.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

New set of knife, new set of knife, new set of knife...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't know how I haven't heard this before. What the hell was that song? lol.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago

Cutting edge technology, eh

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Redrum redrum redrum

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

You should take the hint.

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