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[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Kintsugi phone

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago

When you make people follow bunch of rules that nobody else follows, you need some kind of carrot to dangle in front of them. Salvation and afterlife rewards don't cost anything and there's zero chance you need to pay up or get called no your bullshit. Win-win.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I hope the sexiness can handle her chilis.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (5 children)

That will happen right after Vin Diesel becomes US president after Trump chokes on a burger (not poisoned, sorry). Vin Diesel will be replaced by Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho after he flattens Diesel with a monster truck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Telegram and SMS.

Although I just ordered Heltec T114 for Mestastic LoRa communication, but that's a system, not just app/software.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (5 children)

As an electrical engineer I'd buy that as a shirt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Yea, I had to read thoughts of some guy called Jeesus. At last if didn't look like Winnie the Pooh.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

I think I saw this joke for the first time in a sitcom in the 80's and the sitcom was from the 70's

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I think we had enough anorexia cases.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Can we call that a "no effort haunting".

Just the kind of shit you get, when you ask AI to do it.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

No. Beer is the dissolvent. Blood is the paint.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That's just it. Their sky-daddy gave the land to them. They are just "cutting the weeds".

/s and I wish this was just a joke.

 

Lets say you get abducted by aliens.

They inform you that they want to make contact with human individuals, not the entire humanity. They have a limited telepathy and can "scan" for human mental traits like spiritualistic / non-spiritualistic, artistic / non-artistic, introverted / extroverted, anxious / chill, low / med / high IQ, technology oriented, business savvy, mathematically gifted, socially gifted, scientific, etc.

They want you to define traits that would make encounters go smoothly and be representative of humans.

Without knowing anything about those aliens or their interests. What is your answer?

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