saltnotsugar

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

My cat does this too. I like to walk around and loudly wonder where she has gone off to. Then she’ll happily wiggle her tail moving the curtains back and forth.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

See the problem is you’re using logic and reason backed up by facts. They need to hear loud buzzwords from talking heads.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Denny’s waitress rolled her eyes when I asked which wine pairs best with the chicken strips.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Anal is now first base.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

You know who we should use as a Jesus model? Jeff in accounting.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 days ago (18 children)

I think the problem is we don’t have huge ol crickets that are lobster sized. Otherwise you’d have Red Locust and all you can eat grasshopper legs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Is this the dog that looks through windows desperately at their ex?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago

Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One will gently clean, and the other will turbo scrub.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (4 children)

B-But I’m not a Linux admin!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

He’s got to get some special notifications on his phone.

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