Everytime I see high fives mentioned, I am reminded of a MadTV skit parodying Antiques Roadshow where they are showing off a cell phone and one guy says "And weren't these found to cause cancer?" To which the specialist replied "Actually, no. It turns out all forms of cancer were caused by high fives."
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No diss, but Kwanzaa was invented in the 1960s. It's not like a directly african tribally descended thing, though inspired by some (mostly Swahili and Zulu), it's something made for black american pride and reflection.
I think it was handshakes, back pats, and ass pats
Fun fact: boomers entered the workforce before credit scores existed. Credit scores were created in 1989, but people treat them like they were in the bible.
Credit scores are as old as the simpsons!!
I don't know but I know for sure that the fax machine was invented before the telephone
This is a dumb one, but I've watched ASMR reiki videos for stress-relief and at least one has said words like "Reiki is an ancient Japanese technique which blah blab blah" Yeah... It was made up in the ~~50's~~ 1910s by some dude.
If reiki(dot)org, which claims to be the international center for this malarkey training is true, they apparently say some different forms of it were around in the 1910s, but I saw absolutely nothing about it being ancient.
Why did you spell that with a "(dot)" and then include an actual link? The reason people use (dot) or (at) is when they don't want software to automatically see something as a link or an email address, and yet you intentionally added a link.
Because I am an idiot on some form of autopilot. I never type full links in comments but I definitely wasn't thinking when I did that this time.
Invention that will seem obvious after it's introduced: a phone camera that can film in landscape while being held vertically.
Invention that's not obvious but I'm sure it's a brilliant idea: edible, bacon-flavored wrapping paper so that pets can open their own presents!
Invention that will seem obvious after it's introduced: a phone camera that can film in landscape while being held vertically.
Why don't we have this??
People turning their phones to film in landscape will probably be one of those things that'll look silly in old media once this is changed.
Increases the hardware pixel count by ~1.6x while being wasted every shot.
Just turn your fucking phone.
That being said, half our phones have like 3 cameras on the back we don't use, so sure, throw a fourth on, why not?
It wouldn't. It would just switch the orientation of the camera. The preview/what you're looking at would remain in portrait mode.
It's literally a software problem. You don't use a different camera when you go into landscape mode, you're just using a different aspect ratio.
So again, why don't we have this?
What @[email protected] said.
Although we could just use a square matrix.
I'm assuming the reasons we don't use a square are cost and space. Phones are pretty tightly packed in, every 1mm width you add probably has flow on effects for other things you can't have.
And I am not sure what the limiting factor is but if you add a bunch more light sensors to make it square I'm assuming that comes with additional cost, not just the sensors but now you need to connect up a bunch more to whatever controls it which then might need more processing power or smaller connectors or some other flow on impact.
But the camera sensor is a rectangle, right? So you could do it with software, but you would lose resolution because the sensor isn't as wide in that direction. You'd just be cropping the image.
I think you're right that it's related to it being a rectangle and without changing the sensor shape it'd be basically a crop in software.
The cameras are round though so it's only the capture hardware that would need to be fixed. The "megapixel" of the camera constantly increases as well so dropping some of it in a crop may not even matter much in the long run.
Doom was first time ran on any device only in 1993!
Oh jeez I'm old
Not because I was around when this stuff was invented but because I went to school way back when they actually taught you stuff, including when things were invented
I can't comprehend a world without high-fives.
Chicken tikka masala was supposedly only invented in the 1960s - 1970s. Butter chicken only in the 1950s. Now I'm scared to look up naan for fear of learning it was invented by Nestle in 1994 or whatever.
Naan is safe.
General Tso's chicken on the other hand, is another 1960s invention.
Same with orange chicken.
In fact, most "Chinese" food that Americans or Brits eat was invented in the 60s or 70s.
And most of it wholly invented in the US, too. Hardly any Chinese takeout is legitimate food that is eaten in China, but an Americanized facsimile. Iirc almost all US Chinese restaurants are legit sourced from the same company in terms of most of their recipes and even their decorations and stuff like the "chinese zodiac" placemats
Some of it was invented by Japanese-American restaurateurs (fortune cookies are one example), who were in the same business as the Chinese ones: using their knowledge to make cheap, satisfying food that the locals would like, authenticity being no consideration. It all got labelled as “Chinese”, because that’s where they assumed the cooks were from.
Well it's not like Japanese or Chinese (or Italian or British or French or Danish or Mexican) chefs stopped inventing new dishes. Tonkotsu ramen was invented in the 1930's. The original Kung Pao Chicken was invented sometime in the mid 19th century, in China. And General Tso's was probably invented in Taiwan and brought to the United States shortly afterward.
Whether a dish is invented in its ostensibly "home" country or by emigrants from that country doesn't actually change the legitimacy of the dish. There's no rule against chefs inventing new dishes, whether they are immigrants or not.
A good hardy handshake and a cigarette.
What were people doing before high fives??
This:
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IIRC, people were slapping five (and then ten) in the 60s. As with a lot of cultural things, black people were doing it first.