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McSorleys in NYC was men only until a 1970 legal ruling, and didn't have a women's restroom until 1986.
Their motto prior to 1970 was "Good Ale, Raw Onions and No Ladies"
Nothing more manly than being surrounded by dudes and raw onions while getting drunk because you’re too much of a wuss to go to therapy or even address emotional trauma yourself.
I also like how they had a gender neutral bathroom.
We live closer in time to the first T-Rex than the first T-Rex does to the last Stegosuraus
No way T-Rex did high fives
Due to its tiny arms and non-pentadigit hands the T-Rex would commonly high five with its teeth. This lead to the T-Rex being unfortunately labeld a carnivore.
They were just threes
And not so high; more close.
Close 3s, we can be assured, we're quite popular until the event.
Maybe that’s why the Pachycephalosaurus had thick skulls and kept head butting each other, they were just trying to close 5 but their heads kept getting in the way (apparently these actually had 5 fingers)
Fist bumps, obviously.
Dapping. Its called dapping. To dap someone in greeting.
For some of the kids here: SPAM of the mail variety was not a thing before 1995.
Under our nose is overcoming group thinking.
Bro punch
What is that? I'm picturing Everclear and Prime.
Back in my day it was called goose juice, and had Gatorade
It’s 2025 and my invention idea from the 1980’s, the glow in the dark toilet seat, still hasn’t taken off. Makes me want to quit inventing.
Makes me want start pooping.
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