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Academy Award-winning composer Hans Zimmer just branched out into unchartered territory.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Sad to see a great composer who really doesn't need the money, take money from a brutal suppressive dynasty to make something that will make said dynasty look good

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"I'm going for more of an 80s pop vibe."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I always fucking knew this guy was a fucking hack. Fuck Hans zimmer.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Typo. It should have said Jan Hammer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Rearrange Crockett's Theme using my culture's traditional instruments so that I can make people play it whenever I arrive at social gatherings.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did I miss anything about Jan Hammer?

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 3 months ago (1 children)

🎵 …and the bone saw’s red glare

the screams filling the air

the sawing of limbs

and the blood everywhere

O say does that bonesaw in hand yet wave?… 🎵

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He does have a very Hans-off approach to writing music.

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[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

After reading the article it sounds much less oniony. He was hired to make a new arrangement of the existing anthem, not compose a new one.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

A new arrangement of an existing anthem is literally what rework means.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

"Uncharted"

Weird news!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Wow, well, fuck that guy ... shame

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He gonna thread in the Islamofascism, Human Slavery, and Misogyny?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Hard not to when rejecting a fantastic offer from MBS could end in an assassination. I'm interested in seeing how the West handles this loose cannon.

[–] [email protected] 118 points 3 months ago (13 children)

We got it wrong. We should make a "non-boycott" list of people who aren't assholes yet. It would be way shorter, and we would remove people when they become so fucking stupid and arse-licking that they have the idea of reworking the national anthems of shitholes such as saudi arabia.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Tom Morello is based as hell

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've heard Dave Grohl is pretty ok?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I knew it was too good to be true

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Costco made their CEO a multi-billionaire, that means billions of dollars that could have stayed in the customers' pockets or that could have been redistributed to all employees.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I would add Elton John and Tom Hanks, but if I look too deeply they may secretly be British Nazis working for the Queen to overthrow the American government...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It might be an unpopular opinion, but it doesn't make him a monster. His reasoning for it is that he doesn't want to cause more harm.

Locking people up isn't right either but he is entitled to a point of view

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I sincerely doubt that there is a way to determine which behaviours/beliefs are good or bad. I, for example, doubt that I will get a rating of "good" beyond 75% (educated guess).

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Honestly, my standards for "good" behavior for corporations are astoundingly low; just don't be bigoted, don't actively wreck the planet, and don't kill people.

And yet most of them can't even manage that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Eh, they choose not to

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Don't sweat it. I love Hans Zimmer but after what he did to my car, I can't wait to hear the bizarre shits that will be the new anthem.

Zimmer was hired by BMW to make acceleration and engine noises for their "i" line of EVs. What they got was the sound of robots whining and having orgasms. I had to disable the sound on mine.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I love Hans Zimmer but after what he did to my car

I thought this comment was about to go in a very different direction

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

Never letting Hans borrow my car after he used it as an instrument in an orchestral arrangement of Yankee Doodle Dandy

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I thought the guy was honourable.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

From what I can tell, it seems like he takes credit for most of the work of his protégés. See: the DaVinci Code Soundtrack, for which he only wrote the main theme, or the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack, for which... You guessed it, he only wrote the main theme.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (4 children)

And that Pirates theme is just a rehash of his theme for The Rock a few decades earlier

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, if you've ever read Cloud Atlas, it makes me wonder if David Mitchell was friends with a former collaborator of Zimmer's (or if the industry is so rife with such problems), because the way Zimmer appears to operate and aggrandize himself sure does have a whiff of Vyvyan Ayrs...

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, did he give feedback or other input for the other songs of the soundtracks? Like, was he the leader and the others worked for him, or did he have no say in what the others did?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So, compare this contemporary review, which makes it clear (including a quote from Zimmer himself!) that while Zimmer, Djawadi, and others contributed leitmotifs and notes, the majority of composition was Badelt's. Now consider Zimmer's website's description, which invariably paints himself as the main composer of nearly every track, even claiming the title of primary composer, and seems to erase the contributions of Badelt at every opportunity.

So, I take any claims of Zimmer's greatness with a giant salt lick. I originally read another source (which I now am unable to locate) that claimed the only thing Zimmer wrote for the DaVinci Code was the main theme motif, much like "He's a Pirate" for the first pirates movie. I now generally assume that anything excellent "composed" by Zimmer was some other collaborator's work, Zimmer offered a chord or two, then used his ill-gotten fame to bully the less-famous collaborators to accept the title of second fiddle while Zimmer mimes the Solo in the spotlight.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I'd absolutely love a collab between Zimmer and Tallerico.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I’ve always heard he’s kinda of a dick to work with

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I used to really like the guy...

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