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Academy Award-winning composer Hans Zimmer just branched out into unchartered territory.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

I would be down for a national anthem that sounded like a movie trailer. Opens with BWAAAAHMMMMM. Then another. Then narrator in a grisled and wise voice starts in, "We're not a good country. We've done horrible things." BWAAAAAHMMMMMM!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

He gonna reuse the dune theme 😂

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

He evidently does need the money, huh...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I wonder how he’s gonna include the part about slavery and misogyny

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Oof. Well, for his sake I hope he gets it right 🪚

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

How much you think they're paying him?

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