I would be down for a national anthem that sounded like a movie trailer. Opens with BWAAAAHMMMMM. Then another. Then narrator in a grisled and wise voice starts in, "We're not a good country. We've done horrible things." BWAAAAAHMMMMMM!
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He gonna reuse the dune theme 😂
He evidently does need the money, huh...
I wonder how he’s gonna include the part about slavery and misogyny
Oof. Well, for his sake I hope he gets it right 🪚
How much you think they're paying him?
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