Ask Lemmy

I mean, it’s pretty good name for a streamer I think, so I could probably do something there

Omnipotence helps.

I'm just glad it's not rouge because then I'd likely be a prostitute.

Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?

No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.

Oh well, I'll die happy

I need uranium, fast!

My name is genuinely not actually Steve so I'm good

Well..., by being charming?

Welp. I'm just dead. I can make it to level 6 or 7, but this game is the original souls-like.

Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.

Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.

I'm in GREAT shape. :D

She has a shotgun. I should be okay.

I guess it's kill or be killed...

Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.

The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.

I'm going to pick my nose!

I’m a tree.

But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

I would get paid to help people be assholes.

I... I don't know. I legitimately do not know.

Well, I was almost a music major.

I'm set for as long as breakfast is overburdened

Pretty sure my time would be up.

I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.

I have food and transport, I think I'll be ok.

Sweet, I'm a wizard.

Looks like I'm drinking my way out of this. Who wants a brewski?

Oh fuck.

Guess I'm setting fire to a lot of robots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I guess I’m in my twenties forever now‽

Either I'm a lawyer for warlocks making sure they don't enter tricky contracts with devils, which I assume pays well, or I'm a lawyer and a warlock so will soon have my own TV show.

I'm already dead

My username is a bird that steals fish. I'm not sure how I'm going to get on the good side of one, but I guess I'd better get used to either seafood or hunger

I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.

Roll around in some kelp and then float away

I'm a very old Musketeer.

I'd say pretty fucked, one way or another.

Vanth is from Etruscan mythology, a female demon that escorts the dead through the underworld. Generally seen as a helpful guide rather than mean or frightening. So if I can mix mythologies for the sake of a colorful mental image, Hell-Uber across the river Styx, please tip your driver.

On the plus side, I probably don't need much income as a demon.

Si vous dites mon nom, vous comprendrez.

your cash and your jewelry is what i expect

It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live