We buy a lot of goldfish in this house. More than most people reading this, I can just about guarantee it.

Please allow me to remind everyone that even Goldfish has gone the shrinkflation route. Maybe if their sales are dipping it's because of their anti-consumer practices.

Not only did the price we paid go up in recent years, but also they changed the size of the large cartons from 30 oz to 27.3 oz.

Im glad their marketing department still does drugs. Makes life less boring.

Is this a ploy to bankrupt the company?

This is the type of announcement you'd expect to hear on April 1st. 🤔

I'm an elder millennial and I have had absolutely no problem buying goldfish into adulthood. With this change, i'll inevitably be calling them Chilly SeeBas, so idk how much more adult they're going for in my demographic

been a goldfish fan for years. change the name all you want. dont fuck with the product

Spared no expense.

Do they still taste like sad, slightly burnt air?

If I saw the new and old bags next to each other, I probably wouldn't even notice the difference before reading this headline lol. It's basically the same.

As a millennial, I'm going to just not buy goldfish crackers for awhile because this is dumb.

But also I haven't been buying them because I'm on a diet and I could eat an entire gallon container in one sitting if left to my own devices.

How many millions did they pay to some yuppie marketing firm to come up with this jack-assery.

Most regulatory agencies classify Chilean sea bass as “overfished,”...

https://www.allthingsnature.org/is-chilean-sea-bass-endangered.htm

They changed the name to something which is morally not cool to eat.

Did they put an an "AI" in charge of marketing?

Baked Chilean Sea Bass crackers sounds dank as fuck.

temporarily

I knew it!

How does this appeal to people? I like goldfish the same. Though Whales are cheaper and taste okie.

Elon Musk didn't buy the company did he? This is the dumbest business decision since he changed Twitter's name to X.

Or did someone just post their April fool's joke way too late?