Lost_My_Mind

"Tonight on QUEEF WATCH! We take a look at various queefs across the city, and ask bartenders if they can identify their patrons by the sound of their queef!

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queef noise

"That was Laura."

queef noise

"That was Britney."

queef noise

"That was Abby."

"And later on the show, we'll be interviewing three generations of women. A woman, a daughter, and a grand daughter to find out which generation has the superior queef!"

"Wouldn't all of them be daughters though? Every woman is SOMEBODIES daughter..."

"Well, yeah, but I said it like that so you got a sense of the generations"

"Yeah, I get that, but it's still a weird thing to say. It distracts more than it attracts."

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"That was Amber."

I told my friend that my dad got 3 DUI's. Which surprised him. My friend didn't know you could get that many DUI's. He asked "So how does he get around?". So I told him "Well, he lives in Florida, so he drives."

So what you do is you stand on the side of the road, in a cardboard box/lemonaid stand, and it's painted with a sign that says "Join cult here".

Then you go on to tell everyone who's interested in joining that you'd be interested in taking over their daily autonomy, so that you may control what they think, what they do, when they pee, when they sleep, you control their wallet, you control their sex life, their love life, their marriage, everything. You control every aspect of their life, and all they have to do is obey and worship.

Then you hand them a clipboard with an application and a pen on a chain.

At no point do you try to deceive them. You openly tell them that your intentions are to abuse them, take their money, and have them worship false idols, namely you, while you take advantage of them and their family for the rest of their lives. Which if history has taught us anything, will probably end in a mass suicide in some sort of religious ritual.

Then just amass an army of people who joined for whatever reason. What could go wrong?

This video was originally created in 2021, but was released on youtube on June 21st 2025. Within 8 hours of this being released, The United States bombs Iran. So this video will not cover any thing more recent than 2021, and certainly not the recent stuff. Still though, it does do a great job of documenting and explaining how we got to the point we're at now.

I learned a lot from this video. Also, not mentioned in this video, but was mentioned in the comments, is that the oil company discussed in the 1940s that the British controlled that started this whole mess? Later renamed themselves British Petroleum. Yeah. THAT BP. They're still around. This all started because of them.

Sponsered by Tyson chicken. And Mike Tyson punches Neil every time he makes a point. But Neil defends Pluto not being a planet anymore after every point he makes.

C'mon Adult Swim! Greenlight this idea! It wouldn't be the first time you had Mike Tyson on a crazy ass show on your network!

These 18TB drives I have (two of them) are both fine. If I put in my Windows 7 hard drive, windows mounts just fine.

But on my Linux Mint iso usb boot stick, and on my rescuezilla usb boot stick, both sticks refuse to mount these usb drives.

They worked until last night, when my main OS crashed, and won't boot at all now. Luckily I made a backup last night using rescuezilla before I updated.

Which doesn't do me much good when the backup is 600gb, and I don't have a usb stick that big to transfer to, and rescuezilla isn't mounting my hard drives it's saved on.

What do I do?

For a creature that's known for their fashion choices of wearing a white sheet, you'd think there would be more racist ghosts.

They come from a time when it was socially acceptable to be openly racist. Plus, if you go back about 1000 years or so, it was socially acceptable to just murder entire villages because your people didn't like their people.

But anytime you see a ghost, it's always like "oooOOOooooOOOO!! I HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS ON EARTH!!!"

Like, seriously??? Why would a ghost give a fuck if his finances weren't paid before they died?

And, can we talk about ghostbusters for a second? That one judge was like "Oooh, those are the famous criminals that were brothers! I sent them to death row"

But meanwhile they look NOTHING like humans. But somehow he instantly recognizes them. Are we led to believe they looked like ghoulish monsters when they were alive?

And the librarian looks like a human corpse. So, still human, but, like, after her body has been dead a few weeks. Are we to believe she died, and then her spirit stayed inside her rotting corpse of a body and THEN became a ghost, and retained it's final form?

Either way......never seen a racist ghost. Which I think has to be statistically impossible.

So, I'm not that understanding of linux. But I guess I can't call myself "new" anymore. I've been using linux since December. Although to be fair, I'm barely ever home. "Using" linux at this point mostly consists of opening firefox, and watching youtube.

I know "sudo" is "super user" "apt" is some kind of repository command, and then you type "install (program)"

But I've really taken to flatpack. I hate hate HATE the terminal. All I ever do is screw things up in there. I don't know what I'm doing. I just follow commands. "Just copy/paste this exact set of text". And then I have an error.

It's kind of like knowing 4x4=16. And all you do is memorize that line, as opposed to knowing that 4x4 is the same as 4+4+4+4. And knowing what 4 is. If you memorized 4x4=16, but get presented with 4x4-2, and you don't understand the core concept of numbers, you wouldn't know how to adjust 16 to 14, and know WHY it's 14. I'm just copy/pasting someone elses instructions.

sudo apt get firefox && -z, -r, -☆, -$, randop, redo, up.

That's probably complete jibberish in terminal, but it helps you (the experienced linux user) understand how terminal feels/looks to me. If I had a problem, and troubleshooting told me to copy/paste that to solve my problem, I would. That to me looks as legitimate as any other jibberish that would actually work.

Ok. Rant aside, lets start a civil war in here! I've been using ZorinOS, and I kind of like it. HOWEVER, I did spend a considerable amount of time tweaking it. It's finally how I want it, so I'm not messing with it. So I've never experienced KDE. I've only experienced GNOME. And quite honestly I don't know what that means. I know it has to do with the desktop environment.....but I don't know what would be different if I used another desktop environment.

But that brings me to a question I was told you just can't ask the linux community without blood being shed.

What's better? KDE? Or GNOME?

Ok, so I have a weird setup, but if I could get this shit to work, it would be crazy.

First off, I have one of these

The neat thing about that is, your hard drive can be ejected very easily. And a new one inserted. It also has a spot for a slave drive that can do the same thing.

Right now, I'm using ZorinOS as my daily driver. I don't know how exactly I became a Linux user, but, I guess at this point I've been using it daily since the week of Christmas 2024. Which was like 6 months ago now.

Anyways, self realizations aside, I have an idea. I've installed Lutris on this install, and I have run out of room for my games. I also have an 8TB hard drive I'm not using.

My plan is to use the 8TB hard drive to do nothing but install games to. Then have Lutris look for the games on the slave drive. Now here's where it gets interesting.

What if that 8tb drive gets filled too? Well, I could buy a SECOND 8TB drive!

What if I install Game 1, Game 2, and Game 3 on SSDSlave1 and then I install Game 4, Game 5 and Game 6 on SSDSlave2.

So now, I'm playing Game 2. But I want to play game 6. So I just turn off the PC, swap slave drives, and turn it back on. And now, it's ready for me.

Oh, but we're not done yet.

I'm using SSDMain1 with ZorinOS with Lutris installed. What if I swapped hard drives to SSDMain2 with Mint with Lutris installed? Then whichever hard drive is inserted is what dictates what games I can play. Like an old school NES except now for modern systems.

So, recap. Slot 1 should be able to swap between OS's,

And slot 2 would be able to swap between games.

With any combination working, since they'd both have Lutris installed.

Is that possible?

Ok, so basically a user had asked whats the best way to buy their neighbors house. There were some useful (if not obvious) answers as replies. And then there's my reply......

First......maybe consider murdering your neighbors wife and children? But don't let it be known it was you.

Then you could play up the fact that they don't want to live in a house that constantly reminds them of the terrible events of that fateful night.

Also don't do anything that would harm the house itself. So don't burn them alive, and don't fill the house with millions of Asian murder hornets. Also, as effective as it would be, I'd reccomend AGAINST setting loose a horny mating season silverback gorilla into their bedroom. He might start smashing walls.

The obvious answer is snakes. But not rattlesnakes. Rattlesnakes don't actually want to kill. They just like being left alone. Thats why they rattle. It's their way of saying:

"Hey friend, you've encroached upon my living territory, and now I feel uncomfortable with your presense. Please leave, or I'll be forced to defend myself, and quite honestly, I don't want the guilt or the PTSD. That being said, it's not a hollow threat. I WILL kill you very easily. Please leave."

The problem is, we don't want them to leave. That would thwart our whole plan of murder. They would just flee the house, and then they'd be talking to EMS, and animal rescue. They'd be like:

"No I DON'T know why there are suddenly 16 rattlesnakes in our house! We certainly didn't steal them from 6 different zoos from neighboring states...."

Instead I suggest the Black Mamba, known for its speed, aggression, and potent venom. No I totally didn't just pull that from a google search for "deadly snakes" followed by clicking the first wikipedia entry I found.

But here's the trick. Don't lowball him per se, but also don't give him full home value. Just convince him not even to put the home on the market. Don't even look into it's value. Just sell the home, and put this dark day behind you. I'm sure you won't go crazy if you move to a secluded cabin in the woods surrounded by bears and the occasional big foot. You'll be fiiiiiine.

Then take that suckers land after slaughtering his loved ones! It's the American way! Oh. You're not American? Well then. Your results may vary.

So I'm on ZorinOS, and I go to

Zorin Appearance > Interface >

And in that Menu is the option ""Left Super Key".

I've been led to believe that's where I assign the action of the windows key. Except it's greyed out.

I'd like it to do exactly what it does on WindowsXP and Windows 7, where a start menu pops up.

At one time it did that. Then now it's a totally different action that I can't quite explain. It's like it shows every single open app in a zoomed out view, and you can click one to zoom in on that window. I know, my description sucks.

But I can't select Left Super Key, and I don't know linux well enough to know why.

Actual genuine tutorial video on how to do car maintenance. It's an actual real tutorial on how to change your oil, and spark plugs. But then the instructor takes off his pants, and has sex with the woman who brought her car in for servicing. And the other customers waiting in the lobby start playing cheesy saxophone music.

And then the pizza delivery guy enters to deliver a hot and ready sausage.

Do you really think you'd get this kind of experience just going to the library??? I mean sure, maybe you find a book....and yeah, the book may teach you the same things. But then what about the sex? I mean maybe you find a sexy librarian, and maybe she has some sexy glasses and a knee high tight skirt, and suspenders......and maybe the other people in the library start playing cheesy saxophone music BUT THEN SHE SHUSH'S THEM!!!!