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Nation Prepares to Celebrate Its Independence From Democracy (midwest.social)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

That flag is upside down

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Can confirm it’s possible to demonically upgrade to authoritarian, and there’s no way to rollback unless reformat and wipe out everything.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

At this point I'm waiting for trump to just come out and say that he is literally god.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Too real...

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The Onion is essentially real news now in the USSA.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

That extra S makes all the difference.