I was being jaunty, much like the dude who dared place in the driving lane outside of the Embassy Suites. Never saw a Chicago tow truck move in like that.
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US Army, winter 1996. Just got onto base, pretty fresh from BASIC. I open my barracks door and McBride (RIP brother) says "Here, drink this!" with his devlish grin, blocking my entry and holding a shot glass of some clear liquid. 18-year-old private me swigged it down and nearly choked on the shot.
"WTF is this?", I asked, gasping and choking.
"Everclear!" he said joyfully, moving away from the door while I gagged, challenge completed.
I passed his...test?... and I was in the friend group.
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