oleorun

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submitted 58 minutes ago by oleorun to c/weirdnews
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28113913

Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3... 2... 1...

[–] oleorun 3 points 1 day ago

I'd have been mad too

[–] oleorun 1 points 1 day ago

I was being jaunty, much like the dude who dared place in the driving lane outside of the Embassy Suites. Never saw a Chicago tow truck move in like that.

 
[–] oleorun 3 points 3 days ago (4 children)

US Army, winter 1996. Just got onto base, pretty fresh from BASIC. I open my barracks door and McBride (RIP brother) says "Here, drink this!" with his devlish grin, blocking my entry and holding a shot glass of some clear liquid. 18-year-old private me swigged it down and nearly choked on the shot.

"WTF is this?", I asked, gasping and choking.

"Everclear!" he said joyfully, moving away from the door while I gagged, challenge completed.

I passed his...test?... and I was in the friend group.

[–] oleorun 10 points 3 days ago
[–] oleorun 2 points 4 days ago

The peanut gallery:

[–] oleorun 2 points 4 days ago
[–] oleorun 3 points 4 days ago

"I have had it with these motherfucking springs on this motherfucking plane!"

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submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by oleorun to c/chicago@midwest.social
 

My family spent three days in your wonderful city. We did the touristy things, kept the hotel window open ("Chicago Fire, Med, and PD are all live right now!" I exclaimed to my wife as the 5th fire engine of the early, early morning sang its equally-weary song. She was not amused.)

The Shedd is still under construction, the Museum of Science and Industry is amazing, the Bean/Cloud Gateway is shiny, and Rossi's is my new favorite dive bar.

Thank you, Chicago, for the trains and the easy walking. Uber drivers - you guys and gals and non-gendered folks are simply the best at getting through a congested city while showing almost no stress. You are machines. My love and all the custom $10 tips.

 
[–] oleorun 1 points 1 week ago
[–] oleorun 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not quite a 'stuck' but kind of.

[–] oleorun 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Fuck, Jerry, this one is 2/1000 of an inch! Rerun the batch!"

[–] oleorun 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] oleorun 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We could swap those boards out and in like a fucking NASCAR pit crew.

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