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Meanwhile IVF is north of $25k...

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (13 children)

What can you even do with a baby?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

“l'll give you an idea. Why as a pup, l myself fetched $30,000 on the black market. That was 1954 dollars. Now, for 50 grand, l'll track him and l'll find him. And the people that took him, l'll kick their butts. No extra charge.”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Sad and horrible things have been done with babies. Don't go looking for pictures or videos on the internet.

With the father's history of domestic abuse I just hope this couple doesn't produce another baby for the purpose of selling it.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (5 children)

How close are those branches of that family tree‽

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

They say you can't hear a picture, and yet...

[–] [email protected] 120 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Police ultimately tracked down a “contract” signed by both the runaway parents and one would-be buyer, who was identified by authorities as Cody Martin.

It read: “I Darien Urban and Shalene Ehlers are signing our rights over to Cody Nathaniel Martin of our baby boy for $1,000 on 09/21/2024.

“Disclaimer: Alter signing this there will be no changing yall two’s minds and to never contact again.”

Literally a trailer park boys episode. I can picture what kind of campground this is.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It said they hadn't even given them the money yet. I'm really hoping they only did it to remove the child from the awful parents, and were planning on going to the authorities in the morning. The man with the plan was heavily intoxicated

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Florida breathes sigh of relief

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The perpetrators look blood related in the first degree. They have the same lips/nose/eyebrows/jawline. Maybe they have matching his-n-hers fetal alcohol syndrome.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Arkansas: It's the Alabama of Floridas!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

It's Arkansas. ~~Busch Light~~. I forgot they were too woke. I don't know what they've switched to, I haven't drank in over a decade

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Actually might be Busch light, Budweiser is the woke one and most of them don't realize it's the same company.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest down here

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