I'll be back here, snickering.
Bold, novel attempt sir to rid yourself of the bonds of marriage. Sorry it failed.
♫♪♪ Near, far, whereevvvvvvvvvver you are ♫♪♪
The Illuminati something something...
You can't spell ASININE without MENSA
GoFundMe started to buy suspect a belt.
Alls we need now is sneks on Brawndo
News about odd lobster stuff is my jam
Chainsaws next, please
Can't take it with you when you go, you know....
Llama on lam, Sam I Am.
Mystery solved, says your girlfriend.
"Fletcher! Get the rookie! Perfect job for 'im!"
Educatin' With Satan
Remember when a single earner could afford a family, house, car, and even take a week's vacation?
Kill me now please
LIBERTY LIBERTY LIIIIIIBERTY.
If only old grease stains were valuable.
Daughter picked the scheme
Like rating different brands of bottled spring water.
Is there anything John Oliver cannot do?
Kazoo practice canceled indefinitely
https://youtu.be/FhCWpMI3FDM?t=54 for the ATC audio.
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