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Meanwhile IVF is north of $25k...

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (7 children)

What can you even do with a baby?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Speculative investment.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No idea. Afaik it’s just a huge money pit.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout.

And that's to say nothing of the skin, which will make admirable gloves for ladies, and summer boots for fine gentlemen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ragù isn't French, but nice try.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Ragù is Italian, ragout is in fact French

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

$1000 is a rather modest proposal!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Trade it for beer, duh

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Will it blend?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Apparently you can paint houses with them, but you'd need a lot more than just one baby

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

How hard are you throwing these babies???

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

“l'll give you an idea. Why as a pup, l myself fetched $30,000 on the black market. That was 1954 dollars. Now, for 50 grand, l'll track him and l'll find him. And the people that took him, l'll kick their butts. No extra charge.”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Sad and horrible things have been done with babies. Don't go looking for pictures or videos on the internet.

With the father's history of domestic abuse I just hope this couple doesn't produce another baby for the purpose of selling it.