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Meanwhile IVF is north of $25k...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't wrap my head around carrying a child for that long inside you only to be like this 2 months later.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Metheny and Brocaine

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Why do their faces look like they are about to pop? Is stupid a liquid?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What is the actual value of a baby?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

If you told me to take this baby for $5 I wouldn't do it.

Source: I've had two kids and I'd need at least $10 to change another diaper.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Would it be unethical to oblige for the sake of getting the child to safety?

I'm not saying I would do it (I don't have that kinda cash) but like wouldn't that be the ethical choice if you could? Save this child from parents who clearly aren't capable/willing to raise it properly?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

With how the police are? You politely decline the offer and call the police while watching the couple from a distance. They'll likely to arrest you for human trafficking just to pad out the arrest statics.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Was it their baby or someone else's?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A baby’s a baby, pal. You buyin or what?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That’s what I’m saying. Maybe this couple scored the baby at the campground for $500 and some seedy weed and were trying to flip the baby for profit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They certainly look like the type.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

They look like cousins. So yeah.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

You can sell your babies. Just not like that. It only works for rich people wanting to buy a baby.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

North of $25k... And that's for the first round.

Because here's the thing, every body is different. At first they go with the "average IVF woman's" level of hormones to produce as many eggs as possible. Will it work for you? Who knows! They check blood work every week, and then at the end of the cycle they surgically remove anything that looks matures and try to fertilize. Say 12 eggs are retrieved, maybe 7 are successfully fertilized. Then they incubate for a few weeks - maybe 4 make it through and are candidates for surgical implant, (if so, you're lucky and they'll try one or two max for implant at a time). Or maybe all of them don't make it.

But if you don't have any viable options, well we try for round two with slightly tweaked hormones. Did round two not work? Time for round three with slightly different hormone levels/timing. (We learned so much about your specific body chemistry!)

Even after all of that, say you get a successful implantation - you're now pregnant. All costs for prenatal care, hospital birth - that's an add on to the $75k you've spent for IVF. And because humans are weird, there's no guarantee with IVF that you or the baby will survive and be healthy!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If I saw these parents, I would have offered to adopt the kid just to get the poor thing away from bad parents.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's the story the buyer told. The baby was badly neglected.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I normally feel sus for things. Like, was the buyer trying to eat the baby or something? Even if the buyer initially intentions was bad, I felt like the buyer at the very least got the baby away from bad parents and maybe gave this kid a different path in life.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That baby must have eyes like a hammerhead shark.

Good riddance shit parents.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

plot twist, the real father is Cyraxx.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago

Honestly though, the baby is better off without those parents. I'm of the mind that we shouldn't shame / prosecute them, since that would actually discourage other horrible parents like this from giving up their babies.

Granted, abortion would be a much better route, but small steps.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

To get a baby costs a moment of pleasure, but to get a horse costs money.

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