Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."
Dickpic
this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2025
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The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian
Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.
Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.
Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh
Can't blackmail if I just say its a deepfake
taps head
Here you are. One ~~un~~solicited Dick Pic.
Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.
Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I'll message you.
thanks bro
THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily
thx bro
i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock
What a nice tail your cock has!
Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that
3==>,
Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.
spoiler
Thanks bro.
I'd be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive
Zero so far. Am sad.
Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.
Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.
🍆 The audio was deleted?
....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....
Superb, absolutely superb.
Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.
I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless
I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.
I try my best <3
🐓
God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami
Don't worry, I fix
And that he did.
And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.
Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!
By god! You've done it!
waIT WHAT
That's about 9 days worth of notifications for me.
oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING
Skin flutes in…3…2…1…
Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.
Right here? In front of my Canada day?
Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your
COCK
ok 😉
None of you people are funny and I hate you
don't got one :P
Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN
I'm sure a cock champion can be found on Tinder with minimal effort.
He's holding it upside down
There's no cord! Without it's curly whirly umbilical cord how will it survive on it's own?
I will report it to the shitpost police
ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶