She will not keep a single promise
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Win the lotto for me and a buddy then toss some into investments and properties to sell/rent at a discounted rate following 2019 in comparison to those who inflated theirs. Instead of 2k/m I'll go $1,500 as long as it's still above the profit line I don't need hoards of wealth from it I kinda enjoy working.
Also I'd probably just dump a bunch of money into my kids name to let it start building interest for them.
I'm confused you just randomly have the lotto numbers from a decade back memorized?
I could start my transition 10 years earlier.
Bitcoin
TIL that knowledge is for personal gain.
We're all capitalist girls living in a capitalist world.
Come on barbie let's go... accumulate knowledge for the sole purpose of extracting wealth.
Not as fun of a song :/
Since bitcoin is out, I'd buy all the Tesla stock I can.
Dogecoin maybe?
Nvidia is also a good option
Buy Tesla stock, sell at peak, buy Nvidia stock.
Don’t forget Zoom
I would help myself become more confident, less anxious and a better person.
I know that sounds lame but that alone would be worth more than any stock tips to me.
Sending my mind back to the past is the wish I keep in my back pocket to blurt out if I see a falling star or meet a geanie.
This is what I would do. My charisma stat is way higher than it was as a kid, so I might be able to make my school years less hell.
~~I would buy stock in various companies such as NVIDIA, GME, AMC, etc.~~ Bet on political events such as Obama getting to appoint a Supreme Court justice who doesn't confirmed, how Trump announces his presidency, Trump winning the presidency, January 6, and Harris being Biden's running mate, Harris telling Biden "We did it, Joe", and Biden winning the Presidency. Can't forget Pence's fly friend during the debate.
I would give it another go with my ex since I would be aware of the issues that developed. If it doesn't work again, that would be a major mind fuck.
Getting in business with my current business partner, wouldn't have such a rough start since I still have the skills and knowledge from running a business.
Probably go seduce my wife as a stranger.
Realistically, I would grieve the loss of my children, who would never be born if I didn't line things up just right to cause them to happen again. I'd spend more time with my parents, who are getting along in the years, and I'd make the most of my time with them while they're healthy and happy.
There are a few specifics where I'd try to get some loved ones out of trouble before some critical tipping point that would later cause a bunch of heartache and stress.
There are general things about money and politics I'd probably do differently, knowing about how stocks have performed and what not, but that's not super interesting to me, because I'm mostly content in my personal life (including my career) and wouldn't want to upset that balance by doing anything too different from what brought me here.
Realistically, I would grieve the loss of my children, who would never be born if I didn't line things up just right to cause them to happen again
This right there is the one reason I wouldn't go back in time if given the chance.
I would start drinking coffee a lot sooner. I've found that it has a remarkable effect on my cognitive ability (supposedly a common thing amongst ADHDers), and in 2014, I'd have benefitted massively from that.
Depends highly on your age 10 years ago. Caffeine can have a negative effect on a developing mind.
I wouldn't change anything, but I would be far less stressed that everything would work out just fine.
Purchase NVIDIA Stock.
Harambe, whatever happens, dont try to play with a child, that does not go well
Buy bitcoin, then eth when it's released, then solana when it's released. Sell at the top and start a cat sanctuary.
Nvidia gme and btc. And obviously more time with the dog.
The doge
If my previous consciousness coexisted: Support my young shitbrain self in the tough times he's going through and become the best supporter anyone could ever want...or maybe that already happened and that's why I'm constantly being sidetracked.
You saying "right now" kinda ruins it :)
I'd rather take two more hours to collect some data from the stock markets, and how they went up and down after our beloved lunatic CEO's bigmouth accidents.
First I wouldn't buy my Mustang, I'd rebuild my Jeep and stick to Offroading instead of racecars wayyy cheaper over time. Then I wouldnt get out of the Army because the real world sucks, from there everything I know now wouldn't have happened and I probably wouldn't even live in the State I live in now
Buy Bitcoin, short DJT. Stockpile TP.
Mostly stock market shit.
I'd tell Koby about the chopper
One thing I'm learning from these types of questions is that knowledge isn't power, money is. There is precious little I could do with future knolewedge outside of personal/family matters without first using that knowledge to make as much money as possible.
Knowledge is power to make money to get more power.
Moderna and Phizer stocks with every cent I could muster
Quit my shitty job I had then
Let's see... that would be 2014... Uh... Fuck. Yeah, crypto is the only answer. 🤷🏻♂️
And more personally: I wouldn't get married. I wouldn't even go down the path that led me to meet my ex-wife. Fuck all that.
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