I wake up when I smell bacon being cooked.
this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2024
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I wake up between 3-5am. Ugh.
I either wake up super late or super early, but definitely not at a normal people time.
Prefers to stay home friend reporting in 🫡
(But not really. Since I'm still home)
Fellow stay at home friend here, 🫡 I got your six. From my home.
At ease friendo 🫡
Why can't people just compromise at a time like 10 AM instead of dying on their mutually incompatible hills?
For real tho.
Why are we playing by morning people rules? We need to make some decisions in late afternoon after morning people already went to sleep, those lazy bastards! :D
They made the plan before the rest of us woke up. At least we are considerate when people might be asleep
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My 6AM friends all start falling asleep around 9PM. Meanwhile, I'm awake until 2AM. There's a place for night owls and society needs us.
Yeah society needs us but doesn't want to pay shit for most night work. I hate waking up at 6 but I gotta make money.
Damn morning people, idk why we night folks let them define things like business hours, we could have had everything opening at like 2PM instead :/
One ~~day~~ night we'll take it back...
Oh we're all going nocturnal with this climate. It will be necessary. Maybe subterranean, too.
Don't threaten me with a good time
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Cause us morning people can't stay up past 10 without significant effort!!
Sounds like it’ll be a you problem when we finally take over
Night gang rise... at 2pm
Uhh, what about those that consider 11AM early?
1pm sleep in 🙌
1pm??? Why are you waking up so early??? Day doesn't start before 4pm.
I hate waking up at 11. Always feels like your day just flies by.
Sure, but in return your night just keeps going and going until you go to sleep at 4am.
Me laying in bed wondering if they smell the jizz.
Then the dog comes in, and smells a snack he can lick up, while you try to keep them away, and play it off cool.........but that dog REALLY wants that snack!
And thats when your friends walk into you getting an unwanted bj from a dog, and everybody is like "OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!"
And you're like "wait, no, I can explain!!!"
I'm imagining it like it could have been a scene in "Theres something about mary"
Do you often think about getting head from a dog?
Ever since they watched Ali G Indahouse
Sometimes it’s hard to smell something that’s all over you, you don’t know till you take a shower and go back to your room that you stank af
I always suggest airing out your room while you shower
I wash my sheets once a year whether they need it or not so that’s not a problem in my world.
Ooh la la, the Queen Victoria treatment!
I don’t give a fuck about the queen.
The mushrooms I forage off them are about fifty percent of my diet.
Ah yes. Sound advice from SatansMaggotyCumFart.