SatansMaggotyCumFart

I want to give him a couple rockstars and watch Cornholio come out.

She looks like a space alien with heavy plastic surgery in that picture.

Last time these guys knocked n my door we had a threesome after I made sure they were legal age.

The religiously repressed are kinky as fuck.

Using the ketchup dripping from his McDouble as lubricant.

No you’re dreaming.

A third of Americans won’t even vote and you think a rebellion has a chance?

What did you call me?

Now you have Trump as President and Matt Geatz as AG.

I'd say lock up your teenage daughter but Matt will be all over that.

The sexiest man of 2024?

Freaking out at the people who are about to serve you food isn’t a great idea.