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Former President Trump said he wants President Biden to be drug-tested before their first debate.

“I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said at the Minnesota Republican Party’s Lincoln Reagan Dinner Friday. “I am, no I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union, he was high as a kite.”

Trump has previously stated in a radio interview that Biden was “all jacked up” at the beginning of his State of the Union address, as well as “higher than a kite.”

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Do it for both lol

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

So this proves Trump is taking drugs before going on stage. Every accusation is a confession.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

All that performance enhancing Geritol.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

I wish Biden would say something to the effect of "I'm the president of the United States, I don't entertain 'demands' from candidates '.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

This may be a ploy for Trump to avoid the debates, since he knows he's likely to lose as in 2020. Biden refuses the drug test, Trump then refuses to debate....

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

When they were both running for their Party's nomination, Trump challenged Bernie Sanders to a debate. Bernie said 'sure,' and Trump had to walk it back.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

How about we just fill them both with amphetamines right before the debate? Would make it entertaining at least.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Trump: is as usual.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The Flakka Debate

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I mean Trump Jr. is definitely using the powder room before going on stage, I wouldn't be surprised if some of Donnie's mishaps on stage are also due to his brain being under the influence.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Add some clown noses and boxing gloves and I'm in.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Oh look, the sequel to birth certificate.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago

These are both old men... They both take a lot of drugs. This is America. Have you seen an older person who doesn't have weekly pill organizer?

[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago

Sure, reasonable enough.

Trump gets one too, no special treatments, right? RIGHT?

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

Trump could come steam rolling into the debate with tiny pupils and white powder under his nose and Republicans would give zero fucks. Also, he is clearly on drugs because with Trump, every accusation is an admition.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Of course, to all of that

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'd like to test Trump's resistance to several drugs all at once. A Brompton cocktail test

[-] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago

Drug test everyone holding a government paid position, daily.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

as someone who joined the war on drugs on the side of drugs: test no one.

[-] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm on the side of drugs, just not for the ones holding power over us and ruining our lives with their hypocrisy.

It's not like they'll ever pass a law that opposes their own comfort anyway.

I appreciate you taking time out of your busy day to reply to my comment though, senator.

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