suction

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

bouff sida dee badd!!

[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

Living in the US as a person who grew up in Western Europe must be most masochistic way of life possible.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

too bad you can't create a conspiracy theory now, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Just general life experience of every single person I've heard claiming things like "I only wash my hair / shower / brush my teeth / etc. every x days and it's totally fine, doing it more often is bad for whatever" not being aware of the fact that they stink, and their friends & family being too polite to tell them, hoping it's just a fad they'll grow out of. A person usually isn't able to smell their own BO the way others are.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He'll probably go to Austin to hang with Elon and Joe. Until he will be hanged with Elon and Joe.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Lack of sleep and obesity at that age can trigger heart attacks. God willing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

where is that in the EU...South-East parts?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

fr fr no cap

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You just know, meaning you and me both. You don’t sound like someone who’s actually convinced that their own hair care routine is compatible with society.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

There Will Be Blood. Let's drink the fascists' milkshake.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

it's almost like the ram usage depends on the software / services you need to run /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Ohh boy I really triggered you there, didn't I? I never meant to say your hair isn't "healthy", just that the oils and fats that build up (and can't be rinsed with just water) are gag-inducingly smelly.

You probably have very polite friends / family, so congrats.

 

It was the funniest show in TV history so far, so, fucking why????

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