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Former President Trump said he wants President Biden to be drug-tested before their first debate.

“I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said at the Minnesota Republican Party’s Lincoln Reagan Dinner Friday. “I am, no I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union, he was high as a kite.”

Trump has previously stated in a radio interview that Biden was “all jacked up” at the beginning of his State of the Union address, as well as “higher than a kite.”

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This may be a ploy for Trump to avoid the debates, since he knows he's likely to lose as in 2020. Biden refuses the drug test, Trump then refuses to debate....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

When they were both running for their Party's nomination, Trump challenged Bernie Sanders to a debate. Bernie said 'sure,' and Trump had to walk it back.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (4 children)

How about we just fill them both with amphetamines right before the debate? Would make it entertaining at least.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Trump: is as usual.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The Flakka Debate

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I mean Trump Jr. is definitely using the powder room before going on stage, I wouldn't be surprised if some of Donnie's mishaps on stage are also due to his brain being under the influence.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Add some clown noses and boxing gloves and I'm in.