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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/44641840

Machia voted for Trump, drawn by promises of border control and national security. “We didn’t want drugs or gangbangers,” he said. But what he didn’t expect was losing some of his most dedicated employees to immigration arrests.

“It’s scaring the farming community,” Machia admitted. “We didn’t think they’d come for the people who help us milk cows.”

LOL. Idiots

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Trump made you a better, harder working person. That’s not good?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 17 hours ago

Boo fuckin hoo.

You also voted to milk cows alone at 4 a.m. you lazy mouth-breathing imbeciles. Enjoy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago

Just hire Americans

[–] [email protected] 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

These dipshits got screwed during his last term. They couldn't have had a better example of exactly what he was going to do.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

have the day you voted for

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

You could hire Americans at living wage...

Oh no, I said the 'other' quiet part out loud.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

“Not my undocumented immigrants, though.”

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[–] [email protected] 236 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

You have to be a unique kind of stupid to profit from illegal labour and vote to have illegals deported.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 18 hours ago

Not unique, unfortunately, but very common.

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[–] [email protected] 130 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, because Vermont had so many issues at the Canafian border... and "gangbangers" are such a big problem in rural areas lol

GET FUCKED.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (6 children)

They have imagined a threat (there isn't one) so they can imagine they are in danger or persecuted (they aren't), so they can imagine they deserve a savior (they don't), who they imagine Donald Trump to be (he most definitely isn't one).

I'd say it's a cult, but I doubt most cults even require this level of mental gymnastics.

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Even though Machia says he would still vote for Trump

Maybe if he just offers the leopards a little more face....

[–] [email protected] 30 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 19 hours ago

Knowingly using undocumented workers, complaining about not having a visa program to continue taking advantage of migrants he degrades, and would still vote Trump, too. I hope they get bird flu from a big face full of cow mucus.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago

Tiger eats face.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 19 hours ago

what did they think .. wait. yeah. they’re not capable of thinking.

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