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First thought: Oh hey it's Nutty Putty Cave guy! Second thought: Holy shit I need to gtfo the Internet.

Did you guys miss the bonus scenes after the credits? Artax gets out just fine and goes on to live a happy and healthy life on a farm where he gets all the apples he wants and I refuse hear a single figgin word to the contrary!

Javier Milei vibes. Ask an Argentinian how that choice is working out for them so far.

It is pretty crazy to think that for literally thousands of years, every single ancestral pairing, going all the way back to the first lil mud skippers that flopped up on land, have decided to produce offspring, which is ultimately the only reason you're even alive today.

And when it's your turn to uphold the unbroken tradition dating back millennia, you're just like 'naaaaaaah, fuck that yo'????

Honestly that's fuckin awesome! The point of life is your own personal experience, and you should absolutely do everything you can to push it in the direction of your choosing, tradition be damned. ✌️

I'm pretty sure he would still be running for president because imprisonment is not a disqualifyer for candidacy, and that would still be his only shot at a pardon for at least 4 more years.

Would his voting base even care? I have no idea.

Same for me, and as shitty as Comcast has been in other places, I've had only two non-power related outages with them in almost 7 years here. I think their service quality varies not only state by state, but even county to county in some places.

Humidity can cause the pistils to redden early, I think you've still got 5-7 days until you reach the ideal harvest time based on those tricombs. (~70-75% milky) Keep an eye on it though, they can whiten up abruptly sometimes.

That is exactly the kind of mustache I'd expect to dabble in gas station pills and research chemicals.

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I use "Clock-in, counter-out"

Liter is French for give me some god-damned cola!!!

Also basement.