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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you smoke enough marijuana you can hear all the complicated stuff drummer Jeff Porcaro isn't playing on the song Africa by Toto.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This seems perfectly reasonable. I'm sure the people wearing DARE shirts will take this seriously and help out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Those bootlickers will believe anything, I bet you could convince them water was dangerous if you made them think the DEA said it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I'm pro-legalization (because criminalization does much more harm than good) but why are you all acting like this is a bad thing? Especially considering that the campaign is specifically advocating against YOUTH consumption of marijuana? We can all agree that children and adolescents shouldn't consume marijuana, right? Just because it shouldn't be criminalized doesn't change the fact that weed is a habit-forming drug that impairs memory, concentration, and reflexes. It absolutely CAN be dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

What’s a youth? Under 21 in idiot land?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, it's pretty clear that this is a way for the DEA to get other people to spread propaganda for them. They know the idea is unpopular so they're paying children to do their dirty work for them. They know there are at least a million kids on Instagram who will just do this for a free gift card regardless and they're trying to exploit them.

Also it absolutely reeks of desperation. They're trying to force a viral movement in the most inorganic and insincere way possible. It's like if an unpopular teacher offered to pay her students to go around telling their friends about the benefits of doing extra homework.

And it's worth mentioning one more time, they're exploiting children to spread their lies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What lies? What "dirty work?" They're not giving the kids a script. The assignment is to either make an educational video about why young people shouldn't use THC (do you not agree that minors shouldn't use THC?), OR share a personal anecdote about how marijuana use has affected them or someone they know.

You say it sounds desperate, but to me it looks like a way to catch kids' attention and get more young people thinking about this. Submit a skit, get a gift card, be engaged in the conversation. Maybe learn something new. What's so exploitative about that?

Is it automatically "propaganda" to suggest that there's anything unsafe about marijuana or that kids shouldn't use it?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

It's not that this is a "bad thing". It's wildly ineffective, hypocritical, and a waste of resources when compared to other more pressing issues that they are doing nothing about. Thus, mockery.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I cannot see a single reason why this would backfire.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I can think of 420

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I thought there was an executive order today or yesterday (can't keep up with the implosion into the fourth reich) that any org that receives money from the state can't make political statements? And wtf would this be then?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Beautiful

what better way to promote 420 Day than to try to market 'Anti-420 Day' and tell supporters how to cancel the day and send out warnings instead

they just boosted 420 day by 500%

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Streisand Effect, is the term you may be looking for. :-D

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Remember all those idiots who thought this administration was actually going to make good on their promise to legalize it?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (5 children)

-looking for stories about how marijuana use has negatively impacted your life

"I-I just kept eating. Just kept going. A whole family sized bag of doritos. OH THE HORROR!!"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not even a weed thing, that's ultra processed food designed from day 1 to be as addictive as possible....

Which is totally cool and totally legal

Not like it's a plant humans have used for thousands of years or something

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Doritos come from a plant? Far out, man.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Students would be eligible for a $25 Amazon gift card for a personal video, $35 for a group video and $50 for a “professionally produced educational video or skit with adult sponsor supervision.”

And no content is allowed that “depicts, imitates, or promotes the possession or consumption of any THC product.”

“DO NOT IMITATE THE USE OF THC/MARIJUANA OR PARAPHERNALIA OF ANY KIND, EVEN AS A JOKE,” it emphasizes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is 'adult sponsor supervision'?? Lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Here's 5 bucks. Don't get in trouble!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Challenge accepted:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Hey Fellow Kids (Steve Buscemi)

Don't believe that hype that weed is cool because it's for fools!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey kids, remember, Ted Nugent never smoked pot.

Um. So, there’s that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah, he just literally shit his pants to dodge the draft, and then wrote a song about how much he likes banging 13 year old girls! Both Trump approved activities! He's good to go!

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  • XXX WARNING EXTREME DANGER XXX — Marijuana can make you feel good, but may temporarily impair your ability to safely operate heavy machinery. [illustration of a forklift plunging into the abyss, the driver looking relaxed and happy; it hits the ground and explodes]

  • MARIJUANA CAN MAKE YOU HIGH [bored teenagers at a party, one young man clearly enjoying himself too much sitting near the TV laughing at The Flintstones]

  • WARNING: MARIJUANA MIGHT NOT GIVE YOU A HANGOVER — It might feel like you're getting away with something but that just makes it TOO EASY to do it AGAIN [dude with a 420 T-shirt looking smug amidst some still-comatose alcohol drinkers]

For $5000 in advance from the DEA I'll develop any one of these premises into a professional-quality educational video.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Anyone have popcorn?

I cannot fathom any possible way this could go off the rails.

What a great idea!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Cool, I'll have something to giggle at while I'm stoned!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It's gonna happen!

It's Gonna Happen!

IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!

Um, guys, it turned out to be kind of the opposite of what we expected.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Anti-DEA day for people on the right side of history

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I hope the anti weed messages are at least funny so my legally high ass has something to laugh about.

[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If the DEA wanted to warn people of a real danger on the streets, they'd warn people about cops. Do you hsve ANY idea how many people cops kill every year? Yeah, me neither, because they don't publish the real numbers. They don't take accountability, they just hide everything.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago

Not just that, but the most dangerous thing about marijuana comes from it being illegal. A cop catching someone with pot will do more damage to their life than the weed ever could.

[–] [email protected] 181 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's weed. Who cares? Do a campaign about prescription opiates or meth or something useful.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 month ago

No see they get kickbacks from those so it's ok

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

dea once again proclaiming how completely out of touch with reality they are.

idiots.

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