Technology

ICE can go fuck themselves. Y'all a bunch of Gestapo wannabes in wraparound glasses with muffin tops that roll over your belts pass your profoundly small genitalia.

Hey ICE: fuck each and every one of you wish-tier-gestapo cosplayers. I think new negative thoughts about you every motherfucking Planck second, and wish I could slice time finer still so that I could cram more defiling thoughts about you, your mission, your mandate, your "leadership", the miserable excuse for a country you want to create and the pitiable fools who enabled this to happen into the thoughtstrean.

Relax tho, Vanilla, I don't want in. Actually you'd need a dump truck of gold bricks before I'd even consider setting foot in your currently-shit-hole country anyway. I've simply bag after bag of dick for you to dine heartily upon.

You're dumpster-fire bouncers. That's what we think of you.

Yes I am. Fuck ICE. Im white, and my last family memeber not born here was in the 1800s. You gonna deport me to Germany? Id love it, Ill pack my bags rn

Yes, I am.

the agency is soliciting pitches from private companies to monitor threats across the internet — with a special focus on social media.

We wouldn’t want to be held back by any restrictions placed on actual law enforcement agents, I guess?

My assumption is they will get taken to the cleaners by some company that will set up an AI monitor that barfs false positives at the agency all day.

Shortcut for ICE. Yes. Yes I am.

Fuck you ICE, you're a low quality wack organization filled with scum who couldn't even make it as regular cops.

You bring shame to your own mothers.

I am

ICE is precisely the kinda thing the "The Department Of Homeland Security" would be there to defend us from if the DHS wasn't also full of shit.

Fuck ICE

Hire contractors? They can just ask, I'll even link them the bad things I've said.

Well of course I am. Lots of sensible folks are posting negative things about ICE online. ICE are a bunch of assholes.

Ill save them the effort. Yes I am, cunts.

Hey, ICE, I'm posting negative things about you online. Glad we cleared that up.

No prob ICE, fuck you.

what do we hate ICE? Aside from this post. Source: non-american

Fuck ICE!

ICE is jerks.

(Posted from the DHS wifi)

Obligatory fuck ICE, hope they flag me.

Remember that constitution they loved so much?

Fuck ICE

Fuck ICE. pieces of shit

FUCK ICE

Fuck ICE. What the fuck are they going to do, deport from my country that isn't the USA? This makes me feel like I start saying "fuck ICE" on the regular, just to give them more work to do with this thought police shit.

I shit on ICE and everything it stands for.

All my homies shit on ICE, too.

Cool story. I don't care if they know I fucking hate them.

Remember when Americans make fun of China because the government censors and controls what you can say online? Yeahhhh……

I've hated ICE before it was cool. Bastards

Yes I am.

I'm an illegal immigrant living in the US and ICE will never find me 🙂

I am 😁 fuck ICE

Fuck ICE

All my homies are c/HydroHomies

The average ICE agent would be very upset by all of these comments if they could read.

Yes, I am. Any other questions?

ICE is America's brownshirts and ICE agents are worse than regular cops (who are, obviously, bastards).

If ICE made it a lifelong goal to eat all the shit I've ever shit in life, they'd still have more purpose and respect than they do now.

i.e. Eat my shit, ICE.

Fuck ICE

Hey ICE, go sit on a fire hydrant and make it disappear.

Only pedos work at ICE.

Fuck yeah I am. ICE is a terrorist organization. Fuck ICE.