DemandtheOxfordComma

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Estimated 24.6 million TV viewers watched inauguration coverage, smallest audience since 2013 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

So the numbers are actually quite a bit lower. All news agencies fluff their numbers, until tax time.

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hearuletbreaking, my condolences to everyone affected 😔 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'd modify it a bit:

"Affluent power couple, found alive in their love nest, referred to as a Mar-a-Lago. They were confirmed alive by an infrequent visitor, Melania who stopped by to pick up 3 inches of shopping cash. "

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