jaemo

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Yeah, you guys go to pieces so fast we all get hit by the shrapnel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Remembering those times us like finding out you just had to speak "Friend" to get into Moria.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Because twitter. But really we need to stop using it and look away from it while we hold its head underwater until the bubbles stop.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

As long as it's at the end of a long, painful, emasculating blight that visibly withers them every day for all to see. They deserve to be turned into the ghouls they are on the inside, right in front of the public.

Like morphing into Palpatine from shooting all that sith judicial ruling lightning.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

There shouldn't even be a fucking power button on those things. It should just be ON ALL THE GODDAMN TIME from the picosecond a pig's shift starts. Zero exceptions. If it gets shut off, you get one warning, happens again gtfo and we pull your pig license. If it happens and you're involved in a police activity that results in injury or death, fucking fired and arrested pending full investigation AND we pull your pig license even if it's your first fuckup.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The math you're using to get that 4/5 ratio and reality need to have a little sit-down and work out a few.... discrepancies.

It's not really holding up very well when, you know, you consider the facts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not until webster chimes in.

And I'm not switching to "sticked", so you'll need to crowdsource your etymological inertia from others.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

You left out > Profit

Oh... Wait...Hang on a sec.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Sadly true; brains are pattern-matching rationalization engines more than anything else. It's a pretty simple, but very effective hack once you know the neural paths.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

One must really be missing more than few bricks off a wall to buy any of the statistics a right-wing think tank spits out.

Even the work "think tank" is disingenuous.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I could have sworn he mumbled something about "freddled gruntbuggly" that one time he was describing Ivanka.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fair point but no one wants to deal with my incessant whining, and you couldn't pay me enough to deal with it. Sometimes a scratching post is what the cat needs.

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