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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Like these guys:

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Grown ass motherfuckers behave like teenage bieber fan girls.

And they own guns and are full of hate

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Our species sucks.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Ear diapers.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Thank god he wasn't shot in the lip they'd have to wear masks

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

As a nurse this bandage trump showed up with looks totally like it is for show only. I would bet real money, that no healthcare professional was near this bandage and it was probably a PR person who ~~sticked~~ stuck this on him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I thought that too, it almost looks like a piece of telfa taped to his ear. I was hoping he'd have a glasscock dressing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Can't wait to see some daring journalist ask Trump in a filmed interview to see the scar. I assume Trump will classify that under the "that's too personal" category of lies he doesn't want to defend.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Sticked:stuck::hanged:hung

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Oh no! You exposed me as a non native English speaker. What will I do now?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry plenty of native speakers would have written the same thing :P

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully, you'll know that "stuck" is the correct term? 🤷🏽‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What was that fairy tale where people disguised their faces to look ugly in order to avoid upsetting their monarch?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Sounds a little like the emporer's new clothes to me.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

But are they doing it after shooting their ears with an AR-15* and my soon-to-be-sold commemorative 5.56mm Trump bullets (with tiny Trump fistbump engraving on the casing)? /s

  • Rifle sold separately
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