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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm naming my mid Iron Python and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh wow is that still a thing?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

no idea, but the name is excellent.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Saving this for the future.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know, OOP in Spanish translates as "Programación orientada a objetos" or POO in case you need it

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

My first kitten was called Rails, but be run away. The second one, Ruby, but she died from sickness the second day we had her home. The third one was Rails 2, but we called him just Rails, he's 10 yo now. The fourth one wad called PowerBI, buy ny wife didn't like and it was a lame name anyway so we changed it to Sushi.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yes, I'll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It's Sims 2 all over again.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Definitely naming my next dog Byte.

Edit: Petabyte!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Shhhh. My spouse hasn't caught on, yet.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Little baby FORTRAN

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Error also has a nice ring to it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

My dogs are Ping and Ruby

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Ah yes Julia, an unreasonably effective name to give your child

[–] [email protected] 140 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Naming ~~things~~ kids is the hardest part of programming.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is a joke, right? Because FUBAR is not something you should name a kid.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Nothing beats Bobby Tables.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Boolean ftw XD

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've seen you around quite a bit, crabby. Nice to see you again. 👋

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hi 👋

Lemmy is small so we see familiar face often 🙈

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Oh yes, OOP, the namest of names

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

"Pointer, where are you?" Points at Parent, my other child

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

OOP issues LOL!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just name the kid Basic, hardly worse than the Trahgedhieghs running around today

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

But what if they write sins instead?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm naming mine 1337Code jr

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

For some reason I got an out of bounds memory exception when trying to dereference the parent.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Kind of has the same cadence to it as James Bond Jr. I like it.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They're currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their names

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This reminded me I haven't heard from my uncle Foo Bar in a while. (He spells it Fubar)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Haskell? Curry? Maybe even Brooks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Don't forget Elm!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haskell is an awesome name for a baby

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget LOLCode (yes that's a thing)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Forindo Iffi **int

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”

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