Programmer Humor

Oop

My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.

I'm naming my mid Iron Python and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Lua

Saving this for the future.

You know, OOP in Spanish translates as "Programación orientada a objetos" or POO in case you need it

My first kitten was called Rails, but be run away. The second one, Ruby, but she died from sickness the second day we had her home. The third one was Rails 2, but we called him just Rails, he's 10 yo now. The fourth one wad called PowerBI, buy ny wife didn't like and it was a lame name anyway so we changed it to Sushi.

Yes, I'll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.

Definitely naming my next dog Byte.

Edit: Petabyte!

Shhhh. My spouse hasn't caught on, yet.

Little baby FORTRAN

Error also has a nice ring to it

My dogs are Ping and Ruby

Ah yes Julia, an unreasonably effective name to give your child

Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--

https://xkcd.com/327/

Naming ~~things~~ kids is the hardest part of programming.

We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.

My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave

Brainfuck

Nothing beats Bobby Tables.

Boolean ftw XD

404

Oh yes, OOP, the namest of names

"Pointer, where are you?" Points at Parent, my other child

Just name the kid Basic, hardly worse than the Trahgedhieghs running around today

I'm naming mine 1337Code jr

What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?

This reminded me I haven't heard from my uncle Foo Bar in a while. (He spells it Fubar)

Haskell? Curry? Maybe even Brooks.

Don't forget LOLCode (yes that's a thing)

Forindo Iffi **int

If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”