Name your child Segmentation fault
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don't forget Ada
If Archer and Parker and Miller get to be first names…my next kid is Pointer.
OOP
There it is.
C++ would be called C for short.
How could they forget Pascal :/
Don't give elon any ideas.
goto
- Orphan Process
- Null
- Char
- Object
- Instance
- Bug
Ada?
"child" seems to be enough. short and concise.
“Slave” works too.
child-1 just in case
Error in line 1: You can't use a reserved symbol in a variable name.
Yeah leave em wondering what happened to child-0
I will name my firstborn 'OOM killer'.
A friend of mine named his dog Byte. The dog is very playful, and has the habit of running in the direction of other people he meets.
When the dog does that my friend tries to call him back shouting: "BYTE!! BYTE!!". People get really scared when this happens 😂
Okay, not so funny if you are the one being approached by the dog.
That's probably a little unethical but the mental image is absolutely hilarious.
This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.
This isn't it but is the first one I found when looking.
https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/
The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.
Meet my kids, Sed and Awk.
What about grep and ack?
Those are our names. My parents were Less and More.
I guess head and tail are your grandparents?
And my dog, Cat.
I like "Vectoria".
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