this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2024
456 points (96.2% liked)

politics

19090 readers
4186 users here now

Welcome to the discussion of US Politics!

Rules:

  1. Post only links to articles, Title must fairly describe link contents. If your title differs from the site’s, it should only be to add context or be more descriptive. Do not post entire articles in the body or in the comments.

Links must be to the original source, not an aggregator like Google Amp, MSN, or Yahoo.

Example:

  1. Articles must be relevant to politics. Links must be to quality and original content. Articles should be worth reading. Clickbait, stub articles, and rehosted or stolen content are not allowed. Check your source for Reliability and Bias here.
  2. Be civil, No violations of TOS. It’s OK to say the subject of an article is behaving like a (pejorative, pejorative). It’s NOT OK to say another USER is (pejorative). Strong language is fine, just not directed at other members. Engage in good-faith and with respect! This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban.
  3. No memes, trolling, or low-effort comments. Reposts, misinformation, off-topic, trolling, or offensive. Similarly, if you see posts along these lines, do not engage. Report them, block them, and live a happier life than they do. We see too many slapfights that boil down to "Mom! He's bugging me!" and "I'm not touching you!" Going forward, slapfights will result in removed comments and temp bans to cool off.
  4. Vote based on comment quality, not agreement. This community aims to foster discussion; please reward people for putting effort into articulating their viewpoint, even if you disagree with it.
  5. No hate speech, slurs, celebrating death, advocating violence, or abusive language. This will result in a ban. Usernames containing racist, or inappropriate slurs will be banned without warning

We ask that the users report any comment or post that violate the rules, to use critical thinking when reading, posting or commenting. Users that post off-topic spam, advocate violence, have multiple comments or posts removed, weaponize reports or violate the code of conduct will be banned.

All posts and comments will be reviewed on a case-by-case basis. This means that some content that violates the rules may be allowed, while other content that does not violate the rules may be removed. The moderators retain the right to remove any content and ban users.

That's all the rules!

Civic Links

Register To Vote

Citizenship Resource Center

Congressional Awards Program

Federal Government Agencies

Library of Congress Legislative Resources

The White House

U.S. House of Representatives

U.S. Senate

Partnered Communities:

News

World News

Business News

Political Discussion

Ask Politics

Military News

Global Politics

Moderate Politics

Progressive Politics

UK Politics

Canadian Politics

Australian Politics

New Zealand Politics

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 

Harris’s people are confident. The Trump campaign is panicking

God, I hope they know something we don't. I feel like I'm gonna pass out. Or throw up.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 210 points 3 days ago (12 children)

God, that would almost make the next 36 hours or so worth it.

Almost.

Anyone have any general anesthetic I can borrow?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have some ether we can huff. Can you get up to upstate New York in the next 20 min

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's nothing more pathetic and helpless and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.

Hunter s Thompson

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I was just talking about this book and the adaptation. Both excellent examples of their respective media types. And maybe the most faithful book adaptation I’ve ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Anyone have any general anesthetic I can borrow?

Hands you a beer

Here ya go, buddy.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm going to bed here in Australia now, and will hopefully wake up to a harris win.. Best of luck guys. The entire world is literally hoping for this (because another 4 years of racism, narcassism, BS and cult behavior is simply too much)..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Dude, we have court cases, officials failing to certify results, and another insurrection to get through before we know who will be president.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You definitely won't wake up to a Harris win, unless you sleep for 24 hours or more. Voting is just about to start. Won't end 'til tonight.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah unless it's a landslide it probably won't be called until the wee hours 11/6. We're still a minimum of 18 hours before having a projected winner.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Stupid dates....initial thought was 11th of June..

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

I can live with that.. just not wake up to a Harris loss

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

You can try to figure out how tenfingers combats link decay in this whitepaper

Or figure out if Dr Pepper is a woman.

Sorry I have no more brain treats atm.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

I’m feeling so much stress over the election. I don’t even drink but I bought 2 beers today, maybe subconsciously I was looking for a way to decompress from the stress of the Election Day.

In case anyone is concerned, it’s not an alcoholism thing. I just generally do not enjoy drinking alcohol.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I hope he strokes out and gets locked in syndrome for a few years.

I want him to experience hell on earth in case hell doesn't exist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

He's no Hector Salamanca.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I just want him gone, don't care how it happens - death, prison, or retirement into obscurity, whatever. Just so long as he's out of the game.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is what I used to wish but he just won't go away. It's like being trapped in a room where someone sharted for eight years now and the smell never lessens.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

God, that would almost make the next 36 hours or so worth it.

36 hours?

Uhhhh. Its like 1488 hours until January 6th, 2025, and I'm not even sure if all the issues will be resolved by then this time around. Even if Kamala wins.


In a nightmare Year 2000-like scenario (aka: Hanging Chads deciding an election), it could be the middle of December before the Supreme Court handles a hypothetical case that comes up tomorrow night.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

The only it will be resolved by then is if Kamala loses and concedes.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's like 1488 hours until January 6th

It's really fucking bizarre that it actually is the Nazi-est number hours imaginable between the election and final certification of the election. I legit thought you were just doing some Nazi dog whistle virtue signaling until I did the math to find that 1488 hours is 62 days, and we are in fact 62 days from January 6. 🤯

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you suppose that's how they landed on Jan 6 for their little Mien Coupf?

I suppose it's related to the certificate, but still pretty sus.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No, the goal in 2021 was to delay/stop the certification and keep trump in power. This time, I'm sure the Nazi propaganda framing would be to stop Kamala Harris (sitting VP and therefore president of the Senate) from "awarding herself the presidency." But since there will definitely be appropriate security this time, the cowardly Nazis will stay home and masturbate to deepfake porn of Democrats, activists, and controversial celebrities instead.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

I’m locking myself in my shop after 8pm, and using destructive metal objects to tear apart desiccated tree flesh. Maybe I’ll wander out at 3am and see what’s up. There’s no internet out there, and that may be the only path of sanity Tuesday night.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry to tell you this, but it's probably gonna be well over 36 hours

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's plausible that it could be a clear win for either candidate. But yeah, a long, dragged out counting process is also quite probable.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I was talking about it in another thread with someone, but It's really gonna suck if there has to be any recounts. No one (except maybe Trump) wants Bush v. Gore to happen again

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The tragedy we've been living through needs a biiiiiiiiig catharsis to make it worthwhile.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

And then shit has to change. Fast. We cannot be allowed to go through this sort of threat again. Every tier of government now has a responsibility to recognize and close any legal loopholes that have been abused in order to bring us to this point. As well, they must proactively pass legislation to prevent this kind of fuckery from easily recurring.

For me, the necessary catharsis won't arrive until I feel assured that democracy is safe again.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

All of that was true in 2020 and look where we are. It didn't happen then and it's not going to happen now. Call that pessimistic or fatalistic if you like but I don't see any major changes on the horizon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ok.

I think you're pessimistic and fatalistic.

Government typically happens on a longer than 4 year time span.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You sound overly optimistic. Nothing happening over the course of 4 years is not the slow pace of government, it's just nothing happening.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Or you could just go back to 2016 from now and ask what's changed

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's going to drag on longer than that, if it's not a clear Republican victory from the outset.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Even that's not a sure thing.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Best I can offer is grain alcohol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

That'll have to do.