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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Motherfucker loves trying to reinvent the wheel only to end up at the goddamn wheel.

A shittier version of the wheel.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

A wheel that may very well kill you, depending on a number of factors that they are well aware of, but unwilling to admit to, in order to fix them.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

AKA...the "New and Improved Wheel". It's all about the marketing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

A square and it’s going to be revolutionary. Each side of the square is going to be an add-on

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

::: spoiler An X... New rimless cross spoke omnidirectional wheel pic of a tank trap

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Musky naming something involving X.

Challenge: Impossible.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Isn't the Cybertruck steering wheel called a squircle?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

If so, they stole that name from Sony

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hahahaha

Edit: oh fuck I thought you were just making a joke. Jesus fucking Christ.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Terrible name for a terrible design. Yoke style steering wheels are not safe for cars because they create awkward handholds as they rotate.

Yoke style works in planes and race cars where they aren't rotated 360+ degrees regularly, rarely over 90 degrees either direction.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

If it made sense, Saab would have done it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I cringed. I don't know if you made that up or not, and the fact that I genuinely can't tell made me sad for this stupid timeline.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Apparently it fucking is. God I hate everything.