when they finally consider that maybe dry paper doesn't really clean feces off of skin effectively, they lash out about how the desire for a clean anus is some kind of sexual perversion they are "above".
This sounds like exaggeration, but I've actually had someone say he doesn't use wet wipes because it's gay. "Why does my asshole need to be clean? For my boyfriend??"
Absolutely deranged puritanical culture.
I made some grilled chickpeas tossed in madras curry the other day.
I wanted to stuff it into a pita, but I didn't have any