seeing all the roundabout justifications to not wash your ass with water after pooping in this thread (which is really not difficult to do at all or even anymore wasteful than washing your hands and face, which i hope yall do but atp wouldn't be surprised) just further confirms my tendency to distance myself from the cracker and cracker brained
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Most of them are valid I don't want to deny other people's experience.
After I learned to wash my ass I realised it didn't itch almost ever and then had the horrifying realization
Enjoy your arse hose, francophile.
I've had extreme culture shock when I went to Indonesia. Both the unsanitary conditions of their squat holes and the hoses or cups they use sitting in pools of stagnant water in a country notorius for malaria and mosquitoes used to both wash shit and shower with. The whole "wet room" concept when part of my job is to grow pathogens like Ecoli. Just saw everyone's shit germs everywhere and had a few days of mild panic attacks. Not to mention trying to keep my clothes dry in thise things and seperate shoes and 
Then how do people do that without getting their clothes all soaking wet?
Fast Forward after the shock 
wears off, I'll shower bidet and still theres shit that sticks and then is now in the shower in a drain that isn't a power flush. Which grows germs and doesn't go down properly.
My hybrid solution is to wet some TP to clean the area and then follow up with some lotion or mineral oil wipes until it's clean. Paper just doesn't do a full job. Then get your shit germ sprayer thing (bidet arm) that gets shit on and aprayed with shit crossed my mind, but our water is COLD and how do you keep it clean?
Every description online is like very vauge and overly modest in using a bidet and I just need something explict step by step.
"They don't want to be great people" - Shah Jahan
Generally hygiene is taught by your mom/dad or primary caretaker and somewhat by your primary school. So if no one ever mentions that to you, you're probably not going to think about it, and even hearing about it is going to seem somewhat alien.
I personally just shit into my hand and cram it into my eurethra
eurethra
Not my comrade.
ego and homophobia/sexual propriety. those are the kneejwrk reactions I've heard from non adopters.
they "know" their asses are clean because they've smeared shit into their balloon knot for decades and it was "fine". got some peanut butter in a keyhole...? just use some tissue paper. totally hygienic. to consider otherwise is to consider one has been living with low standards for personal cleanliness despite full access to all the necessary technology and infrastructure of empire.
when they finally consider that maybe dry paper doesn't really clean feces off of skin effectively, they lash out about how the desire for a clean anus is some kind of sexual perversion they are "above".
when they finally consider that maybe dry paper doesn't really clean feces off of skin effectively, they lash out about how the desire for a clean anus is some kind of sexual perversion they are "above".
This sounds like exaggeration, but I've actually had someone say he doesn't use wet wipes because it's gay. "Why does my asshole need to be clean? For my boyfriend??"
Absolutely deranged puritanical culture.
real shit, i was summarizing my lived experience as a multi-decade bidet enjoyer. having been to the middle east and the far east as a younger person, and having had family live in the middle east for many years it was something we all adopted straight away. because once it is realized how affordable and easy it is to live a life without a be'shitted asshole, it becomes the standard. like bathing regularly, brushing teeth, or washing dishes. you can't just go back. not to mention, a typical entry level apparatus pays for itself in TP cost savings in a few months for a single person.
i gave up on evangelizing to the westoids very early on, because the majority dismiss it with some invective from one of (or both) of the two camps: "i can clean feces perfectly by blindly smearing it with paper" / "you are a sexual pervert". these being responses to me having one in my bathroom and them seeing it. maybe 1 in 10 or 1 in 20 would see it, try it, and become converted. the rest were upset and confrontational.
Bidets exist but only in "fancier" homes. I think France & Italy have it more common. Anyways I use a hand bidet for travel, and have one at home. But I still need toilet paper because I dont want a wet crack.
Bidet gang.
Gatorade is more refreshing and hydrating.
id go as far as saying buttholes crave it at this point. they cant just go back to water.
Gatorade tastes so shit it honestly belongs in waste water.
lmao we have an insult for europeans which translates to "butt unwasher" (or کون نشور). y'all have the permission to use it.
Is that Persian or Arabic? And can you transliterate please LMFAO. I love this.
it's Persian. technically it transliterates to butt unwasher the translation would be "someone that doesn't wash their butt".
EDIT: sry i misunderstood it's koon nashoor or kun nashur.
Unlike translate, transliterate means to convert from one writing system to another. The user is asking you how you write that in latin letters, probably so they can have some idea at all about how to pronounce it.
oh right i thought it meant translating word by word as opposed to translating to the target language. it's koon nashoor or kun nashur.
This is going on some protest signs for sure, thank you comrade
if it gets a quarter popular as cracker then that would be excellent.
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