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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Draino for gutters!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Microwaves that use directed or reflected waves and to better direct or target energy to specific spots in food. Thermal vision in microwaves and more automated time/power controls.

Why are we still just blasting waves on a spinning dish as high as we can? Like we can pinpoint microwaves for devices with our routers, but we can do it for inside a controlled environment in a box?!

This is my evidence if someone tries to patent this and lock people out of making cool products that I said it here first!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Cost-benefit is not there. You can buy fancy ones that do some such things, but they are expensive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Some sort of device to remove the heads from the ruling class

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

RISUG is cheap, permanent, safe, reversible male birth control.

It was invented in 1979, and has not yet come to market.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Nested Tags for contacts. Ability to add sub tags like Friends/BowlingGroup or Acquaintance/LocalChurchContact

I seriously don’t understand what’s difficult to tag contacts like this and ability to use them to message a group. It’s a serious no-brainer feature but not to be found anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Contact attached to a knowledge graph seems useful to me :)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can you give more context or an example. Is it like sort of Obsidian graph but the nodes are all contacts or something?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

As an example: https://linkedpeople.net/person/Q358587

But admittedly, I've just watched two videos on using Knowledge graphs with WikiData and Obsidian to make a personalized attempt at exobrains with AI, so I am biased to think it's a good idea in general right now. I really like the idea of not just sorting by tag, but being able to get complex relations out of my personal data, so I can stop having to remember things like "ok so who all is a dev working on this project that would know something about the backend to the search function" and instead use data both available and inputed to get a list of contacts to review. It just gets to be a mess when teams get too large or too many interworking teams! You could extrapolate it to other interpersonal planning and coordination things too like "who would like to play a dungeon crawl for the next few weekends?", grabbing both calander data where we can, maybe personal notes about whether they can make it to things regularly or be upcoming things for them, and whether they like those kinds of games. Not everything would be known of course, still gotta actually ask people, make a plan, etc, but make it easier you know?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a software engineer I'm interested in the value that would add over simply having combinations of the tags as is possible now

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

These kind of tags are supported in all kinds of note taking apps. I don’t think it would be an Hercularian task to achieve it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Don't underestimate the legacy code. There's a reason we avoid it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Phone assistants responding to you in the same volume of voice you used to address them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

useful implementation of AI silo'd to the applicable function.

some examples:

  • "rename these images with X pattern, add their description to the meta data"

  • "correctly capitalize all the names in my address book and tag them by how i know them"

  • "show me how much i spent on fast food last month"

  • actually good and useful autocorrect / spell check

  • find all the emails about Jane's wedding next year and let me know where we are with the planning

  • find me an app for windows desktop that does XYZ

edit to clarify: I know there are algos and LLMs that do this, but I don't want a "machine" that does all of them, I want a machine that only does each one really well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Batteries inside of stove/microwave/coffee machine/etc. with the sole purpose of keeping the time from resetting when it loses power.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I've conditioned myself fully by this point to only use the clock on the stove as an indicator of whether my power has or has not gone out

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

The up coming weight loss drugs. I'm moderately over weight and been fighting it 20 years.

Having some help there would be a god send for a lot of people and I'm slightly optimistic on this round of drugs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

We’ve literally wasted decades because we’ve treated obesity as a personal failing rather than researching the problem.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, companies starting an obesity epidemic by pumping us full of government subsidized corn syrup, only to solve that by getting us reliant on an exorbitantly expensive drug that you have to inject every day. How I love capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

God fucking forbid we take any self responsibility.

I eat pretty much zero processed food and it's incredibly easy and inexpensive.

I'm fat because I eat and snack too much and it's 100% my fault.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It's been almost 27 years since the first Austin Powers movie and the world still doesn't have any sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

A better voicemail.

I just re-watched the introduction of the first iPhone, and one thing that stood out to me was this "visual voicemail" thing they showed. To this day I still just get an SMS if someone leaves a message, and then have to call my voicemail and listen to recordings one by one. That's still the norm for standard phone contracts here afaik, it's ridiculous!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I didn’t know that was even still a thing. For years now on my iPhone I’ve just looked at the text transcriptions of my voicemail in my phone app.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Five minute abs

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That one thing, with the whatchamacallit that does that super useful thing…

You know…

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

They are delicious

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Non rebellious printer

Baby wristlet with heartbeat sensor (this one will make you go proper crazy)

Car that breaks down as soon as you buy it

'cause fuck cars.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Non rebellious printer

They exist they're called LED Printers, you have to do a bit of searching for them though because they're often mislabeled as Laser Jet. If you go on Amazon for example and look for laserjet printers in the type box right at the bottom they'll tell you if it's really a laser jet or is actually a LED printer. Get an LED printer, Brother makes some good ones.

They are lightning fast even for color printing. They use toner like laser jet (which I guess is where the confusion comes from) but they work in a different way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Nice try but I'm keeping my even more instant instant noodles to myself.

I'll give you a hint though, the secret is in being ok with pumping boiling water into your stomach.