Being able to shoot lasers from my tits would be cool.
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2024
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- Separate holes for eating and breathing
- Separate sewage system from entertainment complex
- Remove mental health disorders
- Improved empathy
No more biting down on my tongue or cheeks when eating. Most annoying glitch ever.
No more cancer please.
there's almost a vaccine for that
"is curing patients a viable business model?"
Nop, preventing them from dying is though.
This is so fucked up but yeah I can see them settling for research on a drug or treatment that just keeps you from reaching Stage 4 to where you become a lifelong consumer of said medical company.
RFC, pull request to add git.
Reasoning: Having a built-in versioning system would allow humans to ~~rollback~~ roll back undesirable changes and advancements could be made more easily
please comment or downvote if this is a bad idea
Add more holes to the body.
For what?
I'm not that picky about their primary function.
Goddamn ear fuckers.
eargasm
What, do pores not count?
no holes for you
Ability to regrow lost teeth
Ability to go to sleep when sleep should be gone to.
Or the ability to forgo sleep indefinitely. I've got too much shit I want to do and too little time.
Let's apply RPG sleep rules.
You can go for weeks without sleep, but when you do sleep, you awaken fully healed.
Redesign the spine for vertical use. Don't put the eating and breathing tubes on either side of the same flap.
We should have tons of little breathing holes all over.
Imagine if no one snored?